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The Zander Conspiracy

October 12, 2015 - guy [built different] | 0 Comments

I have kept this to myself for too long, i need to share.

Zander is not actually as trash as he pretends to be. Everytime he knifes a teammate in spawn, goes AFK, misses his entire clip, doesn't talk, buys on a save, or listens to loud music it is actually an elaborate rouse. Zander is actually playing on his smurf account and has been GE for a year now. He has been purposely bad and trolling us all just for petty laughs.

I am sorry i have not told you earlier; Zander is not who he seems.

His main: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197988627193

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gage Jun 16, 2015 @ 9:06pm

Bobrobert Feb 10, 2015 @ 3:58pm

Gaben's Laws of Matchmaking (GabeNamics)
1. If you start as CT you automatically win
2. If you start as T on Nuke you automatically loose
3. Only unsilenced USP-Ses and knives are allowed on match point
4. The use of an auto leads to automatic demotion whether or not you win or loose
5. A knife kill increases you MLG level by 420
6. Going covert is always the answer
7. Playing on a team with ascending ranks (ex SIlver I, II, III, IV, V) leads to an automatic win
8. Chanting the Gaben Worshiping Ritual before a match guarantees a case drop at the end
9. The saltier your opponents are the better the drops
420. The use of an XBox controller leads to an automatic VAC ban

guy [built different]

Dec 29, 2014 @ 10:16pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
......|___________________, ,
....../ ..---_______----_|]=D~~~~~~~~
...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

gage Dec 29, 2014 @ 10:15pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHERFUCKER THAT KILLED U!
......|___________________, ,
....../ ..---_______----_|]=D~~~~~~~~
...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/
.....), ---.((_) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

guy [built different]

Oct 5, 2013 @ 1:10pm

GR8 GRUP

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