Learn to actually play Dota instead of just wishing you knew how to play!

This group may be able to help you if:
A) You don't know Dota 2 (I'm sure you think you do)
B) You spend all game feeding
C) You think this game is Call of Duty since you don't know anything about team games (AKA "good job getting meaningless kills instead of helping the team win")

Some of you may be hopeless but you should still take notes. Invite your friends! It's free, out of the goodness of my heart and the desire to stop encountering trash players.

Don't be shy; I'm a nice guy willing to give you some pointers for free. No matter how ignorant!