Welcome to Doink Town.

If you think your cool enough to hang out with the short kids? ♥♥♥♥ off

But If you think your cool enough to hang out with the DOINK KIDS, Step right up nerds and claim your glorious path to DOINK FREEDOM TODAY!


There are extensive test and courses you must past before joining the clan DOINK family, On average only 0% of people have actually passed the test so far...We have even higher expectations than that clan [CAW] over there..., so if you think this is going to be easy, I recommend that you go join them kiddos over there with juice boxes in their hands...

While we stand strong

And Proud

United all with Doinks in hand

While we take the land Away

From those dirty collie scum