THEY ARE THE TEENS AND WE ARE THE PARENTS!

We are a Group of brave parents who have braved the hardships and learned the proper ways to tame and combat the angsty teens of the world. We have been to many countries, cities, and even the moon in order to help rid the world of these problem teens. Armed with our trusty high caliber marshmallow shooters, such as the Please Put Shoes Here(PPSH) and the Mom Power40(MP40).
The founding creators of the A.T.C.S began while being trapped in a deep underground sewer known as the "Overflow" sewers. where they learned that most of the teens gathering had influenced their children in bad ways they were unprepared. armed with only default Mom1911(M1911) pistols, they embarked unto this journey. they did not realize that the teens were so large in numbers, but good forces in the world helped them with the distribution of "Healthy" beverages such as the juggernog smoothy and the speed milkshakes they were able to enhance their abilities and fight off the teens.
However, now the amount of these backtalking teens has arissen anew and the squad has been called of of their vacation and ordered by the Principle Oversighters of Pubescent and Angsty Teens(P.O.P.A.T) to form an army. it is time men, this is your Call of Duty, the world is at war.