Reminder to empty your "gamer bottles".

[Apexnexius]

Pro Gamer Tip #72

Title.

A lot of online gaming effectively locks you down by your PC. You don't want to be AFK in a online match.
Never let your team down.

Sometimes you get tired and sleepy after a online match and it is easy to say "**** it, I'm going to bed right now.".

For the love of God, empty your "gaming bottles" first into your toilet or out of the window (if you don't have a wc).

You don't want to accidentally bump into a bottle spilling your deposits all over the floor. There is a lot of ammonia and salt left in the bodily liquids and you trust me you don't want that stuff on the floor.
It really seeps into the floor and it is hard to get out later on.
What I'm saying here is that you don't want the floor to reek. Try to uphold some standards for God's sake. There is no need to become the "gamer stereotype" and live like a pig.

Self respect is the key word here. So before you jump into bed later on this weekend promise yourself that you will empty your "gaming bottle" first.

That's all. Thank you for trying to be a respectable gamer and upholding standards.
Play responsibly. Take care of your gamer health and be nice to other gamers online.

Game On !

[Apexnexius]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Zubovnikov:

To whom is this message exactly for?

Hardcore gamers.

[Sir Dookface McFerretballs]

Time for a line of "Gamer Diapers" with built-in RGB lights.

[KENJI]

Just sell them: "Fresh lemon with a twist"
lol

[DarkCrystalMethod]

Hardcore gamers prep for the big match, especially at the professional level.
Ever seen someone leave a Dota2 champtionship match in the middle of it? Thats a long way to walk from the stage. Fortunatley they don't bottle at the keyboard either.

[Dom]

It's good to work on that gaming bottle when you are a hardcore gamer. Just be careful with it because if you empty the bottle too much and you run out of those gamer juices, you become softcore. And who wants to be a softcore gamer, right?

[WhiteKnight77]

I would cook dinner and use the bathroom in the bathroom while hosting servers all the time.

[UmmUmBurst]

Gaming bottles?

Once you move outta mom's basement into a 4th floor apartment, you got a whole frickin' stairwell to yourself.

[trousers]

what colour is your gaming bottle's contents, OP

[nohuman]

Opprinnelig skrevet av Vassaw:

I wish there were games worth having a pee bottle for. There's no MMO or online experience anymore for me. I plan to buy Diablo4 and that's it until an mmo comes along. AoC or Riot MMO. Idk


https://youtu.be/D0u6Lb6RCz4

LOTRO is still pretty good I think even tho it's pretty old now. It has a metric poopton of content now, and it's F2P. So no guilt when you decide to take breaks from it.

Also as deep as any other mmo, plus you can write midi songs and play them in game. :)

[Adam]

Why not drink it instead?

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Opprinnelig skrevet av DarkCrystalMethod:

Hardcore gamers prep for the big match, especially at the professional level.
Ever seen someone leave a Dota2 champtionship match? Thats a long way to walk from the stage. Fortunatley they don't bottle at the keyboard either.

Are people that lazy they can't pause the game for 2 minutes to go pee in the toilet.

[TWPanda77]

Considering men struggle to hit the water at the bottom of wide toilet bowl I am sceptical about them peeing in a bottle.

[Dracoco OwO]

Opprinnelig skrevet av TWPanda77:

Considering men struggle to hit the water at the bottom of wide toilet bowl I am sceptical about them peeing in a bottle.

It's easier because the part is in the "improvised toilet".

[Saarath]

As a true gamer, I have brought my Xbox and pc to the bathroom. Hence, I am always on the toilet technically, completely mitigating any chance of interruptions to gaming.