how do i un-summon a demon

[BackupYAHmax]

ok so me and my edgy noscopers were screaming at the internet and saying f**k and then we summoned a demon cuz we hate life but now its a bit too extreme so how do we un summon it

[Bastila Shan]

Publicado originalmente por Tony Abbott:

Publicado originalmente por BossGalaga:

You were literally crapping your pants in another thread about how God isn't real because if he was then bad stuff would never happen (which is a pretty idiotic argument, regardless of what you believe) so obviously you know that off-topic has already come to this.

Not to mention, it couldn't possibly be more obvious that this wasn't a serious thread. Please tell me you don't seriously think that OP is serious?

Whoa, are you still triggered from that thread ages ago? I must have done my job well. And actually, the 'problem of evil and suffering' is a legitimate argument against God's existence, with the 'explanations' offered by theists being lacklustre at best, useless at worst. Since you seem to remember that old thread so well, I won't go into the argument again.

I mean, sorry if you were offended I guess, but the hostility really is unwarranted months later. I am happy to debate you about religion if that's what you want, I am in a group called 'Planet B' which would facilitate that conversation nicely.

I am reasonably certain that the OP wasn't being serious, but a few other comments caught my eye, people who (in my opinion) were sincere about the methods of 'demon removal' (sounds like a death metal band).

You don’t know who god is if you think he doesn’t exist because he allows evil to exist. He created evil and its part of the world as he designed it.

[BossGalaga]

Publicado originalmente por Tony Abbott:

Publicado originalmente por BossGalaga:

You were literally crapping your pants in another thread about how God isn't real because if he was then bad stuff would never happen (which is a pretty idiotic argument, regardless of what you believe) so obviously you know that off-topic has already come to this.

Not to mention, it couldn't possibly be more obvious that this wasn't a serious thread. Please tell me you don't seriously think that OP is serious?

Whoa, are you still triggered from that thread ages ago? I must have done my job well. And actually, the 'problem of evil and suffering' is a legitimate argument against God's existence, with the 'explanations' offered by theists being lacklustre at best, useless at worst. Since you seem to remember that old thread so well, I won't go into the argument again.

I mean, sorry if you were offended I guess, but the hostility really is unwarranted months later. I am happy to debate you about religion if that's what you want, I am in a group called 'Planet B' which would facilitate that conversation nicely.

I am reasonably certain that the OP wasn't being serious, but a few other comments caught my eye, people who (in my opinion) were sincere about the methods of 'demon removal' (sounds like a death metal band).

Nope, I wasn't even a part of the discussion. I just looked at your recent posthistory to confirm that you're just some kid trolling with your anti-religion bullcrap and "nyah-nyah'ing" in a thread that is obviously not meant to be serious. You would have to be a complete idiot to think that it was. OP's avatar and description of "edgy noscopers screaming at the internet" should be an obvious giveaway to anyone capable of critical thinking that it's not serious business.

Your oh-so-edgy "huh huh ur triggered" and obvious desire for attention is further proof of that. Calling people "triggered" isn't a discussion or intelligent debate. It's a childish insult used by idiots who think it counts as an argument. People like that are just as bad if not worse than than any of the people they accuse of being overzealous bible-thumpers.

Of course, that's my bad for feeding the troll.

[Tony Abbott]

Publicado originalmente por BossGalaga:

Publicado originalmente por Tony Abbott:

Whoa, are you still triggered from that thread ages ago? I must have done my job well. And actually, the 'problem of evil and suffering' is a legitimate argument against God's existence, with the 'explanations' offered by theists being lacklustre at best, useless at worst. Since you seem to remember that old thread so well, I won't go into the argument again.

I mean, sorry if you were offended I guess, but the hostility really is unwarranted months later. I am happy to debate you about religion if that's what you want, I am in a group called 'Planet B' which would facilitate that conversation nicely.

I am reasonably certain that the OP wasn't being serious, but a few other comments caught my eye, people who (in my opinion) were sincere about the methods of 'demon removal' (sounds like a death metal band).

Nope, I wasn't even a part of the discussion. I just looked at your recent posthistory to confirm that you're just some kid trolling with your anti-religion bullcrap and "nyah-nyah'ing" in a thread that is obviously not meant to be serious. You would have to be a complete idiot to think that it was. OP's avatar and description of "edgy noscopers screaming at the internet" should be an obvious giveaway to anyone capable of critical thinking that it's not serious business.

Your oh-so-edgy "huh huh ur triggered" and obvious desire for attention is further proof of that. Calling people "triggered" isn't a discussion or intelligent debate. It's a childish insult used by idiots who think it counts as an argument. People like that are just as bad if not worse than than any of the people they accuse of being overzealous bible-thumpers.

Of course, that's my bad for feeding the troll.

Jesus, I must've struck a nerve somewhere to warrant this. You seriously can't handle it when someone presents arguments against religion? In your ideal world, are people not allowed to have differing opinions on religion?

I don't know what 'nyah nyahing' is either.

I made one comment, saying I hope the OP isn't serious, and you divulge into my post history and call me an idiot who hates religion (may I be so crass and say only the latter is true). If anyone is trolling here, it's you.

I wouldn't class my post here or in the other thread as trolling, I certainly didn't construct feeble attacks on other steam users for their choice of words. If I did, however, I would consider THAT trolling ;)

I do find it ironic though that the (assumingly) religious individual is saying I am incapable of critical thinking :)

Once again, the invitation to the 'Planet B' group is still on the table, if you want to discuss religion further there. This is not the appropriate place for that (I must add that you brought this up in the first place).

[butcho]

The only chance to unsummon a demon is an ancient ritual called "divorce". But be aware that this ritual requires a lot of balls and even more of your precious gold. ^^

[Sorokin]

Publicado originalmente por BackupYAHmax:

Publicado originalmente por indiana_georg:

Princeps gloriosissime caelestis militiae, sancte Michael Archangele, defende nos in praelio adversus principes et potestates, adversus mundi rectores tenebrarum harum, contra spiritualia nequitiae, in caelestibus.

Veni in auxilium hominum; quos Deus ad imaginem similitudinis suae fecit, et a tyrannide diaboli emit pretio magno.

Te custodem et patronum sancta veneratur Ecclesia; tibi tradidit Dominus animas redemptorum in superna felicitate locandas.

Deprecare Deum pacis, ut conterat satanam sub pedibus nostris, ne ultra valeat captivos tenere homines, et Ecclesiae nocere.

Offer nostras preces in conspectu Altissimi, ut cito anticipent nos misericordiae Domini, et apprehendas draconem, serpentem antiquum, qui est diabolus et satanas, et ligatum mittas in abyssum, ut non seducat amplius gentes.

In nomine Iesu Christi Dei et Domini nostri, intercedente immaculata Vergine Dei Genetrice Maria, beato Michaele Archangelo, beatis Apostolis Petro et Paulo et omnibus Sanctis, et sacra ministerii nostri auctoritate confisi, ad infestationes diabolicae fraudis repellendas securi aggredimur.

Exsurgit Deus, et dissipantur inimici eius;
et fugiunt qui oderunt eum a facie eius.
Sicut dissipatur fumus, tu dissipas;
sicut fluit cera a facie ignis,
sic pereunt peccatores a facie Dei.
V Ecce Crucem Domini, fugite, partes adversae.
R Vicit Leo de tribu Iuda, radix David.
V. Fiat misericordia tua, Domine, super nos.
R Quemadmodum speravimus in te.



Exorcismus


Exorcizamus te, omnis immunde spiritus, omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii, omnis legio, omnis congregatio et secta diabolica, in nomine et virtute Domini Iesu † Christi, eradicare et effugare a Dei Ecclesia, ab animabus ad imaginem Dei conditis ac pretioso divini Agnis sanguine redemptis †.
on ultra audeas, serpens callidissime, decipere humanum genus, Dei Ecclesiam persequi, ac Dei electos excutere et cribrare sicut triticum †.

Hope these will help you

this does not have f**k in it
we cannot use it

R you doing it right?
It usually works

[Wizling]

DEBATE!!!

[BossGalaga]

Publicado originalmente por Tony Abbott:

I made one comment, saying I hope the OP isn't serious, and you divulge into my post history and call me an idiot who hates religion (may I be so crass and say only the latter is true). If anyone is trolling here, it's you.

1. I think you meant to say "delve." Divulge doesn't make sense in that context. Also, that delving took like a whole grueling two seconds. But if it makes you feel better to feel flattered then do whatever makes you feel better.

2. I didn't call you an idiot. I just pointed out that people who use the word "triggered" as a replacement for an actual discussion are idiots. I also pointed out that you would have to be an idiot to think this was a serious thread posted by someone with an animated phallus as their profile picture claiming that "edgy noscopers screaming at the internet" summoned a demon.

So you would only be an idiot if that described you.

3. I never claimed you "hate" religion nor did I ascribe an emotional state to your thoughts on religion. Since you've accused other people on the forum of strawman attacks yourself, then you should be aware of when you're doing the exact same thing.

[Tony Abbott]

Publicado originalmente por BossGalaga:

Publicado originalmente por Tony Abbott:

I made one comment, saying I hope the OP isn't serious, and you divulge into my post history and call me an idiot who hates religion (may I be so crass and say only the latter is true). If anyone is trolling here, it's you.

1. I think you meant to say "delve." Divulge doesn't make sense in that context. Also, that delving took like a whole grueling two seconds. But if it makes you feel better to feel flattered then do whatever makes you feel better.

2. I didn't call you an idiot. I just pointed out that people who use the word "triggered" as a replacement for an actual discussion are idiots. I also pointed out that you would have to be an idiot to think this was a serious thread posted by someone with an animated phallus as their profile picture claiming that "edgy noscopers screaming at the internet" summoned a demon.

So you would only be an idiot if that described you.

3. I never claimed you "hate" religion nor did I ascribe an emotional state to your thoughts on religion. Since you've accused other people on the forum of strawman attacks yourself, then you should be aware of when you're doing the exact same thing.

I was curious as to why you bothered to check my post history in the first place. Maybe you believe in demons, and sought ammunition to hamper my heretic speech? I don't know.

I'm glad to hear you weren't calling me an idiot, although I do wonder why you even bothered to say it in the first place then.

The phrase 'anti-religion' is ambiguous in terms of the magnitude of 'anti-religion-ness'. It could easily describe the opinion of a person who is staunchly anti-religion just as well as someone who is only slightly against religion. Hence I provided my actual level of 'anti', that being staunchly against religion, as I do not know what magnitude you were referring to.
Perhaps a strawman, but one borne from an ambiguous phrase.

Also, what is the point of all this? You started this, tell me, what is your goal here?

[SpaceyMatt]

Why would you ubsummon a Demon? What did it ever do to you?

[-V-]

Dude, you are sooo boned!

Careful, CAREFUL precautions MUST be taken during the summoning, and the demon MUST be kept in its summoning circle.

Once it's out, it's out.

Get a priest.

[Fragile Waters]

Grab a bfg9000, and kick its ass!

[B l u e b e r r y P o p t a r t]

Publicado originalmente por Shalltear Bloodfallen:

Unfortunately you can't unsummon it, it'll never leave. However, there is a way to keep it satisfied. You need to feed it virgin blood, between you and your friends, you should be able to keep it satisfied for life.

Aw, snap!

[Fragile Waters]

Publicado originalmente por Shalltear Bloodfallen:

Unfortunately you can't unsummon it, it'll never leave. However, there is a way to keep it satisfied. You need to feed it virgin blood, between you and your friends, you should be able to keep it satisfied for life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Q58kWAsCo

[Krogg]

Publicado originalmente por BackupYAHmax:

ok so me and my edgy noscopers were screaming at the internet and saying f**k and then we summoned a demon cuz we hate life but now its a bit too extreme so how do we un summon it

Here are the 3 steps to un summon a demon for edgy teens, STEP 1: throw clorox bleach at it, demons hate that stuff.
STEP 2: say "i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ yer mom". the demon will become extremely salty.
STEP 3: 360 noscope it, it will be banished back to... where ever it came from.

[Fuel]

The only Way to get rid of a Demon is to Submit yourself to God and then the Devil Will flee in Jesus name. Jesus has given Man authority over Demons. Repent!, the Kingdom of Heaven is Nigh.