Space Haven

Space Haven

Blondie uplifted to ascension - final stage taking too long
So I gathered all the data logs leading to ship "Call me crazy". found Blondie, subdued him, Made him to work for me by force for half a year untill I found a way to appease him and his Lord.

Found a beautifull SPACE EDEN for him, full of Haulers and other aliens. So I dropped him off there. He was immediately greeted by his other chosen for Eternal Life and space who enveloped them in sanctifical robe and carried Him to the wall of ascension. HE hangs proudly on the wall just waiting for his guardian Angel to hatch and bring him to the promissed land.

I am so happy to give him the proper reward he was expecting after he condemned 4 others souls to long and painfull death, totaly ignoring their care and trust of him. He done good by his GOD and deserves a proper reward. It makes me so proud to play a vital part in his reward come to fruition.


THe only issue is. Its taking a whole f.... too long for his guardian to hatch and bring this b*** his LORD.

Any advice on how to speed the hatching?

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197992039236/screenshot/2101549624069896875/
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I've literally just found this prick and couldn't have done better. Bravo.

After playing some hours it doesn't appear the eggs hatch. Maybe I'm not as patient.
Blondie will forever be haunted by alien in his dreams.
Unless he was RNGd as Alien Lover.
Still hate it that the eggs dont hatch and dont provide him the proper rise to greatness as that .... definitely deserves.
Originally posted by Swato85:
Still hate it that the eggs dont hatch and dont provide him the proper rise to greatness as that .... definitely deserves.

I actually found Blondie once in a pod of a fully infected ship. (The named one:D)
Originally posted by Nordil(Hun):
Originally posted by Swato85:
Still hate it that the eggs dont hatch and dont provide him the proper rise to greatness as that .... definitely deserves.

I actually found Blondie once in a pod of a fully infected ship. (The named one:D)

In my case blondie is allways in the infected ship. he is an event character alongside the ship. I simply take him out, beat him up, find a ship and let him get sticked to walls, that is a lot more befitting then him sleeping comfortably in a bed. Especialy after all that he has done... Anybody else found a better deserving destiny for him?
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