Anyone Ever Read Boatmurdered?

[Eguzky]

It was a succession-style Let's Play, but not in video.

Each player had an in-game year to be the ruler of the epic Dwarven fortress, Boatmurdered. They would chronicle what happened, and send the save to the next player in line.
It's a long read, but it's GREAT.

Here it is, for Dwarf Fortress fans who never heard of it:
https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/Introduction/

[McFuzz]

Fun fact, there's a song on the soundtrack called Koganusân C:
Kogan = Boat
Usân = Murder
Boatmurdered is canon lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv-liYc4qU

[Eguzky]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Frank McFuzz:

Fun fact, there's a song on the soundtrack called Koganusân C:
Kogan = Boat
Usân = Murder
Boatmurdered is canon lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv-liYc4qU

That is pretty damn cool, actually!

[Rhok Gehrig]

Eguzky! WHY BRO! My Guy! Seriously..... why would you do this to me? How much more desperation to play this game must I feel?!?!?!?!?

No... don't answer... I'll be away reading

[vabalokis∞muxas]

matul remit is better imo

http://www.bravemule.com/matulremrit/

[The Former]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Frank McFuzz:

Fun fact, there's a song on the soundtrack called Koganusân C:
Kogan = Boat
Usân = Murder
Boatmurdered is canon lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKv-liYc4qU

Canon in D, meet Boatmurdered in C.

[Kinote]

Początkowo opublikowane przez Eguzky:

It was a succession-style Let's Play, but not in video.

Each player had an in-game year to be the ruler of the epic Dwarven fortress, Boatmurdered. They would chronicle what happened, and send the save to the next player in line.
It's a long read, but it's GREAT.

Here it is, for Dwarf Fortress fans who never heard of it:
https://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/Introduction/

Jesus. That takes me back.

Did they ever resolve that little elephant problem?

[Mallow]

Boatmurdered Appreciation Thread.
Boatmurdered Appreciation Thread.
BOATMURDERED. APPRECIATION. THREAD.

I feel like everyone has one moment that sticks with them, and this may have been in Headshoots, but does anyone remember the time everything was relatively stable for once, they were all ready to take on this entire horde, all they had to do was close the moat...

...and they couldn't, and they were nearly wiped out by five hundred bloodthirsty dwarves and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ *elephant* because a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2 HP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ monarch ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ butterfly *lodged itself in there and couldn't be moved*?

I will never in my life forget that. It was like Aesop's fables, but if Aesop was a chain of increasingly despondent challengers on increasingly higher mounds of bones in an experiment that only could have come out of that era, and if the moral was the dictionary definition of chaos theory. Or karmic confusion. It depends on the butterfly, I think.

Considering that the purpose of the universe was to make the reader-gods piss themselves (just a little bit, nothing crass in the SA days I'm sure) laughing, and that the experiment succeeded, I feel inclined either towards atheism or a deity that can take a joke.

Boatmurdered.

Mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Boatmurdered.