Blobs Apprentice
Del (He/His)   United States
Veteran-lever Killer, intermediate-level Survivor, collecting Adepts but mostly here to run around and have fun #SnootBoopersForever :DSTchester: If I act high it's because I am. Here's to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Aspiring game dev/game reviewer, playing weird sex games for Ko-Fi tips while I learn how to code

Hashtagge Actually Autistic, a gay trans, he/his, constantly dreading everything

Love weed and Don't Starve :DSTwilson::DSTchester::DSTtophat:

If you're 30 or younger, I have been gaming since before you were alive

Wishlist below ~12 games is not actual wishlist, but supporting devs/things to review eventually, my backlog is immense ahaha~

Welcome to this, whatever this murder pile is, and pour one out for Telltale Games
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56 Hours played
I have all of these AAA titles that have tons of hours in them, I know--your Final Fantasies, your Resident Evils, your Death Strandings, whatever, you know, Big Title Here--and they're good, they're fine, I have nothing against them, but when it comes to pick up and contest.

I love how far games have come in storytelling and sweeping adventure, the latest set of RE games rate in my top games ever, but LBAB takes me back to when gaming was "if winning = then fun". There is a unique and wonderful flow state to games where the only variation in play is your skill level against The Random, the pure Tetris state of mind.

I hope LBAB gets the popularity it deserves, because it came out of alpha one of my favorite games of all time, and it's just getting better.

tl;dr: I accidentally learned deck building while trying to No Thoughts, Head Empty, and I couldn't be happier with the surprise. Also a great No Thoughts, Head Empty game! Consistently updated with a timer for each patch, and modding is now in alpha! Pick this one up, it just keeps getting better!

Review edit 2023: Congrats on full release! Still playing, still having a blast!
Blobs Apprentice Jul 5 @ 8:08pm 
Pfft, thanks Cactus <3 It blows my mind a little people are still reading my review on How Do You Do It? but I'm glad I wrote it! Enjoy your succulent life! I as a succulent. Jesus, that sounds wrong, sorry
Jello Jul 5 @ 8:51am 
+rep sorry i called you a pedophile on your steam review jokes only love u <3
洪美玲 Jan 12 @ 2:25am 
+rep goodnight amazing killer A+
ChampionMalibu Oct 30, 2022 @ 9:44pm 
I only accept The Lamb as my leader. ;)
EVIL ORANGUTAN Sep 6, 2022 @ 4:00pm 
+rep so slay
live cringe, die free Aug 14, 2022 @ 9:55am 
+rep this guy is a guy that i think is just neat