list of war crimes that the monkeys commit

[Todd McNaab]

Inhumane weapons:

Fire: Gwendolyn, Inferno Ring, Blooncineration, Wizard Lord Phoenix, Super Mines

Electrocution: Ball Lightning.

Crushing: Ultra Jug, Bloon Crush, Pat Fusty

Disintegration: Bloon Solver, Super Glue, Glue Storm, Laser Blasts, Plasma, Sentry Paragon, Unstable Concoction, Adora, Ezili

Nuclear Weapons: Energizer, Ballistic Missiles, Tsar Bomba, The Biggest One, The Anti-Bloon

Other: Perma Spike, Shrapnel Shot, Bouncing Bullets(Potential collateral), Recursive Cluster(Potential collateral), Tack Zone, Legend of the Night(Transport into a Black Hole), Bloon Trap, Brickell(Mines are Illegal)

Killing defenseless enemies:

Every game

Killing Unarmed Transports:

Popping anything that isn't a Red bloon or in Trojan status.

Use of Corpse's :

Necromancer and Prince of Darkness

Use of Child Soldiers:

Gwendolyn, Super Monkey Fan club

Ethnic Cleansing:

Every game

Genocide:

Every game

Wanton Destruction:

Playing on a map with a building in it (Something is going to whiff and hit it)

Disguising as an Enemy:

Necromanced Bloons

Killing Spies without Trial

Anything that can potentially pop camo bloons

Killing without Trial

Every Game

Killing Children

Anything that isn't a Red bloon or in Trojan Status

Torture

Regrow Pops

[Nelly]

Its not a warcrime if it against bloons.

[DrWilyeCoyote]

OBJECTION!

Bloons are non sentient.

[battlezoby]

First off.... the Bloons are peaceful non-combatants, and our Monkeys are Genocidal Maniacs who try to wipe them out for no reason whatsoever. So I don't think you need to go past that! The only Bloon that fights back, I think, is the Lych, but despite stealing buff's, the only thing he does is stun monkeys AFTER they attack him first. Seriously... we're the agressors... you could have shortened the list to just "EVERY SINGLE GAME,"and then maybe added "unproved attacks" and "attempted genocide."

Secondly regarding some other specifics... WTF? "Killing without a Trial"? Exactly what do you think "War" is? Seriously... I wish Steam guidelines didn't prevent the discussion of politics, but if you friend me, you might be shocked at the extent to which 3 wars I can name really don't have any purpose whatsoever other than violating civil rights, at least 1 (probably all 3) of which is mostly and explictly includes the purpose of denying people the right to a trial. (Seriously, you might be surprised, you or anyone else can friend me to ask.)

Re: "Crushing"... I think burying people alive counts as "crushing." Again, due to the "no politics" rule, I'm not going to comment on the following being a good thing or a bad thing, but as a simple fact, the US was accused of the "War crime of burying people alive" and one of the US's responses (which I saw on TV at the time) was to have one of it's foremost Generals go on TV and say "I had my lawyer check... there's rule in Geneva convention against burying people alive." Actually, typical bombs cause buildings to colapse and crush people, so it's pretty safe assume it's not a "War Crime" by most accepted standards.

Re: "Recursive Cluster" is what the real world calls "Cluster Bombs" and although I didn't explictly look, I'm pretty sure they're a major violation of the Geneva Convention and don't need to be qualified by "(Potential collateral)" as you did.

Also, I'm not trying to mean here, but honestly don't understand what is your obsession with "Red Bloons" is on the list? I don't get it, I don't even have a speculative theory. Except for maybe the Lych, every Bloon seems equally innocent, guilty of "trespassing" at worse, although I've yet to see anything to indicate that the Monkeys have any reasonable claim to the territory or good cause for excluding the Bloons from traveling through it with the clear intent of exiting to elsewhere.

[Todd McNaab]

Originally posted by battlezoby:

First off.... the Bloons are peaceful non-combatants *then why do they do damage to you?*, and our Monkeys are Genocidal Maniacs who try to wipe them out for no reason whatsoever *maybe they wouldnt do that if they didint take lives from them*. So I don't think you need to go past that! The only Bloon that fights back, I think, is the Lych, but despite stealing buff's, the only thing he does is stun monkeys AFTER they attack him first. Seriously... we're the agressors... you could have shortened the list to just "EVERY SINGLE GAME,"and then maybe added "unproved attacks" and "attempted genocide."

Secondly regarding some other specifics... WTF? "Killing without a Trial"? Exactly what do you think "War" is? Seriously... I wish Steam guidelines didn't prevent the discussion of politics, but if you friend me, you might be shocked at the extent to which 3 wars I can name really don't have any purpose whatsoever other than violating civil rights, at least 1 (probably all 3) of which is mostly and explictly includes the purpose of denying people the right to a trial. (Seriously, you might be surprised, you or anyone else can friend me to ask.)

Re: "Crushing"... I think burying people alive counts as "crushing." Again, due to the "no politics" rule, I'm not going to comment on the following being a good thing or a bad thing, but as a simple fact, the US was accused of the "War crime of burying people alive" and one of the US's responses (which I saw on TV at the time) was to have one of it's foremost Generals go on TV and say "I had my lawyer check... there's rule in Geneva convention against burying people alive." Actually, typical bombs cause buildings to colapse and crush people, so it's pretty safe assume it's not a "War Crime" by most accepted standards.

*wikipedia* Animals or humans may be buried alive accidentally on the mistaken assumption that they are dead, or intentionally as a form of TORTURE, MURDER, or EXECUTION.
*back to me* murder is illegal and so is torture so its actually illegal

Re: "Recursive Cluster" is what the real world calls "Cluster Bombs" and although I didn't explictly look, I'm pretty sure they're a major violation of the Geneva Convention and don't need to be qualified by "(Potential collateral)" as you did.

https://www.hi-us.org/what_are_cluster_bombs

Also, I'm not trying to mean here, but honestly don't understand what is your obsession with "Red Bloons" is on the list? I don't get it, I don't even have a speculative theory. Except for maybe the Lych, every Bloon seems equally innocent, guilty of "trespassing" at worse, although I've yet to see anything to indicate that the Monkeys have any reasonable claim to the territory or good cause for excluding the Bloons from traveling through it with the clear intent of exiting to elsewhere.

they are tresspassing there is a reason it called Monkey Meadow and not bloon meadow
theres a reason why its called Monkey Lane not bloon lane
and also red bloons are the first enemy

[Todd McNaab]

Originally posted by DrWilyeCoyote:

OBJECTION!

Bloons are non sentient.

then how do they move exactly in the line and how do they know where the nonexistant exit is

[Todd McNaab]

Originally posted by Nelly:

Its not a warcrime if it against bloons. :emofdr:

if you did war crimes on a dog its still a war crime no matter what creature or thing it is
its still a war crime

[imag2OOO]

Originally posted by i know where you live:

Originally posted by DrWilyeCoyote:

OBJECTION!

Bloons are non sentient.

then how do they move exactly in the line and how do they know where the nonexistant exit is

maybe really strange wind currents lol

[Todd McNaab]

Originally posted by imag2OOO:

Originally posted by i know where you live:

then how do they move exactly in the line and how do they know where the nonexistant exit is

maybe really strange wind currents lol

wind cannot control blimps

[Todd McNaab]

Originally posted by i know where you live:

Originally posted by imag2OOO:

maybe really strange wind currents lol

wind cannot control blimps

correction: wind cannot control the direction of a B.A.D since it is so massive so no its not wind

[ExiledToBronze]

js nukes aren't considered a war crime if used against military targets.... technically we have no reason to believe that bloons are harmless after all in the defeat screen they nearly killed the monkey bringing you the news who knows what they did to the others

[LLAMAZ]

Originally posted by battlezoby:

First off.... the Bloons are peaceful non-combatants, and our Monkeys are Genocidal Maniacs who try to wipe them out for no reason whatsoever. So I don't think you need to go past that! The only Bloon that fights back, I think, is the Lych, but despite stealing buff's, the only thing he does is stun monkeys AFTER they attack him first. Seriously... we're the agressors... you could have shortened the list to just "EVERY SINGLE GAME,"and then maybe added "unproved attacks" and "attempted genocide."

Secondly regarding some other specifics... WTF? "Killing without a Trial"? Exactly what do you think "War" is? Seriously... I wish Steam guidelines didn't prevent the discussion of politics, but if you friend me, you might be shocked at the extent to which 3 wars I can name really don't have any purpose whatsoever other than violating civil rights, at least 1 (probably all 3) of which is mostly and explictly includes the purpose of denying people the right to a trial. (Seriously, you might be surprised, you or anyone else can friend me to ask.)

Re: "Crushing"... I think burying people alive counts as "crushing." Again, due to the "no politics" rule, I'm not going to comment on the following being a good thing or a bad thing, but as a simple fact, the US was accused of the "War crime of burying people alive" and one of the US's responses (which I saw on TV at the time) was to have one of it's foremost Generals go on TV and say "I had my lawyer check... there's rule in Geneva convention against burying people alive." Actually, typical bombs cause buildings to colapse and crush people, so it's pretty safe assume it's not a "War Crime" by most accepted standards.

Re: "Recursive Cluster" is what the real world calls "Cluster Bombs" and although I didn't explictly look, I'm pretty sure they're a major violation of the Geneva Convention and don't need to be qualified by "(Potential collateral)" as you did.

Also, I'm not trying to mean here, but honestly don't understand what is your obsession with "Red Bloons" is on the list? I don't get it, I don't even have a speculative theory. Except for maybe the Lych, every Bloon seems equally innocent, guilty of "trespassing" at worse, although I've yet to see anything to indicate that the Monkeys have any reasonable claim to the territory or good cause for excluding the Bloons from traveling through it with the clear intent of exiting to elsewhere.

please tell me this is satire

[Ninja Zyborg]

Originally posted by battlezoby:

First off.... the Bloons are peaceful non-combatants,

the bloons kill when they get through

[battlezoby]

Originally posted by check your shower:

they are tresspassing there is a reason it called Monkey Meadow and not bloon meadow

Yea... great logic. I don't suppose you have any reason to believe it didn't go down something like this:

Quincy, Dad of Quincy: I'm bored.  Let's kill some air-hugging bloons!

Abilgale, Mother of Quincy: Why would you do that?  They're pretty and peaceful.

Quincy, Dad of Quincy: Umm... cause, um... uh... um... cause they're trespassing and trying to kill us!

Abilgale, Mother of Quincy:  What makes you think they're trying to kill us?

Quincy, Dad of Quincy:  Why else would they be trespassing?

Abilgale, Mother of Quincy:  And what makes you think they're trespassing?

Quincy, Dad of Quincy:  Because they're in Monkey Meadow and Monkey Lane?

Abilgale, Mother of Quincy:  What and where are Monkey Meadow and Monkey Lane?

Quincy, Dad of Quincy:  They're Bloon Meadow and Bloon Lane, I just renamed them.  Now shut up before someone accidentaly shoots an arrow into your butt.

Abilgale, Mother of Quincy: You wouldn't dare!

Quincy, Dad of Quincy: Hey, I'll just tell everyone I didn't know my bow was loaded.

[Nelly]

Originally posted by Ninja Zyborg:

Originally posted by battlezoby:

First off.... the Bloons are peaceful non-combatants,

the bloons kill when they get through

Yeah, we are literally loosing lives when they get through. Peacefull my ass

[Boymanchan]

We realy ought to have more respect for bloons