As a thank you for putting up with us for over 10 years, and as the DLC approaches, we want to give away a couple of GS3 keys! Yes, ofc there’s a catch. Write down your favorite Goat Simulator memory in the comments, and we will pick out our favorites.

Winners will be contacted on May 24.

Art cred: goat community <3

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Until we meet again,
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Updates:

• Removed the anniversary menu – it's baack to its original form. Don’t worry, all in-game anniversary additions are still in there and will not disappear
  
• This version includes a fix to the radar widgets for WinGDK/XSX. I have no idea what this means

Build: 340157

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Celebrating 10 years of Goat Simulator with a brand new video to take you down memory lane 🐐
The video highlights the incredible journey Pilgor has been on, from humble beginnings in GoatVille, to the outer reaches of space.

Watch her journey here:
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Hey, it’s not every day you turn 10. Let’s celebrate Pilgor’s birthday with an anniversary update.

We just know you’ve always dreamt about having a big cake on your head, hanging around with the OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1, and listening to that old banger from 2014 that scratches your brain sooo good.

Cheers to milking this goat for the last 10 years and cheers to another 10!

Watch the Anniversary trailer here:
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v.1.0.5.6_330535


New Content/Update:

• 1 new event: A mysterious crack in spacetime has appeared in Suburbsville! Hopefully it’s not a butt crack
  
• A blast from the past. The OG NPCs from Goat Simulator 1 are back as Alternative Goats. Passive ability: Changes the music to the original Goat 1 music to really take you back to 2014
  
• 10-Year Birthday Cake headgear
  
• Additional styles to the 'Party Hat' gear
  
• Updated the Main Menu to celebrate Pilgor’s 10th birthday

Bug Fixes:

• Removed the extra waypoint marker that accidentally appeared when setting a waypoint
  
• The instincts categories are moved back to be in the correct order again
  
• Fixed some issues with the name tag, where the name could be inconsistent in the friends list and in a party

Steam Specific:

• Fixed more cases where a black screen could appear. I’m having nightmares about this bug
  
• Fixed an issue where players without a linked Epic account couldn't see their profile picture in the friends list and party menu

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Steam Specific:

• Fixed more of the black screen issue people encountered after pressing 'continue'. I want a relationship as strong as that bug
  
• Fixed an instant crash at the start that could sometimes appear

Build: 328030

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Bug Fixes:

• Fixed an issue where players in multiplayer sessions sometimes got disconnected after 1 hour with the message "Network failure! Connection timed out (GS3-NF-4)"
  
• Fixed some issues regarding the black screen some players got

Build: 326694

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Bug Fixes:

• The shopping carts now have their material back. This has been our highest priority for this patch and we’re so sorry for the people who got to experience this :(
  
• Fixed a crash that would sometimes appear while doing tricks. Too relatable
  
• The Area Info players get from the map wasn't correct for late joiners. I’ve heard of late bloomers, but never late joiners. There’s a name for everything these days istg

Steam Specific:

• Fixed an issue that caused an Epic Games pop-up to sometimes show up for Steam players on every re-start. Whoops
  
• Players should now be able to send and accept Steam party invites and join the game without issues
  
• Invitations will no longer stop working after the host disbands the party when the client uses the 'Leave' button and then tries to re-join them
  
• Fixed some issues related to linking Epic account with Steam
  
• The game should no longer crash if a Steam client closes the game or goes offline
  
• In the friends list, question marks appeared instead of the player status when the Steam languages of two players didn't match
  
• Invited players couldn't join the party by accepting the invitation if the privacy setting was set to 'Invite only'

Build: 324920

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Bug Fixes:

• Fixed an issue where the client couldn't hear the server’s music coming from the Leaky Headphones gear
  
• The "Logged in as" field in the friend's menu works better now. Hopefully
  
• A player who was in a split-screen session couldn't accept invitations to multiplayer sessions
  
• Privacy settings should now work correctly ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Build: 322076

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We hope y’all had a lovely Valventine’s Day yesterday. It wasn’t steamy enough, you say?
Aight, we got you covered. Goat Simulator 3 is finally out on Steam! About damn time right.

And if you’ve grown tired of your relationship after yesterday’s lack of effort, why not end it for good with any of the seven mini-games we’ve in the game? We guarantee it will work!*

* We can’t guarantee that

Watch the Accolades | Steam Release trailer here:
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v.1.0.5.0_319767


New Content/Update:

• New platform! We're now on Steam with crossplay functionality with Epic. Wow
  
• Compatible with Steam Deck. We’re working on some minor tweaks to make it run more smoothly, which will come out later in a hotfix
  
• Added an indicator when the host loses internet connection
  
• Rebalanced Karma so that players can unlock everything in the Customization Menu. Let’s splurge!
  
• Updated game credits
  
• Micro events no longer give chaos points

Bug Fixes:

• The Paraglider texture is no longer blurry. Unlike my vision god damn
  
• Gardener plant will no longer get culled (not be visible) when too tall. TIL
  
• Fixed a crash caused by the movie theater. Have you seen any good movies lately?
  
• Pride Saber gear will now affect vehicles. You know what to do
  
• Reduced the chance that NPCs would hold items that they weren't supposed to for clients
  
• Fixed an issue where the Slomo hint wasn't getting removed for the host when a new player joined the server
  
• Fixed the Volumetric Height fog issue when playing in split-screen
  
• Headbutt not working after using the Shark Fin gear ability
  
• The harvester tractor not visible until the event is completed
  
• Players will no longer start in the suburbs after going to the main menu from the boss fight
  
• Hold input to add a split-screen player was visible in the pause menu during the boss fight
  
• Holding the trick rotation button while interacting with something could result in weird movement
  
• Moving fast when ragdolled (if FPS was set to “not limited”) caused a stuttery camera movement
  
• Drum Kit and Television gears not playing their sound correctly in multiplayer
  
• The Floor is Lava mini-game plane height not synced between server & client
  
• The "Enter" hint stuck when entering the 'DamnIt' event cannon
  
• Spamming F11 would crash the game
  
• Lewis to Ferrari was not on my bingo card
  
• Music manager-induced crash on game start-up
  
• Fixes issues with war table object control
  
• Throneroom wall-run tutorial would not complete correctly for split-screen players
  
• The event Moving Help blocked "New event found notification" for nearby events
  
• The title crashed when the host teleported to a client who was in the Granny Basement sublevel
  
• Moved the bounceable goo away from the Portal Room entrance in the Throne Room
  
• The floating container logo in Dirt Track is now placed correctly
  
• Container Party now has a name and the player’s Icon on the map is shown at the correct location
  
• I act like I’m fine but deep down I want to be in Monaco
  
• Fixed some Gumball FX replication issues
  
• Added hover-over sounds to the Goat Castle tab in the Pause Menu
  
• Farmer's Got Talent event now handles baa and abilities a bit better. But only a bit
  
• Safari Outfit pickup now has the correct material
  
• The conveyor belt in Factory now moves the player in the same direction as the visuals. About time
  
• Fixed an issue where body gear wrongly showed up as equipped for Alt Goats
  
• Are u still reading?
  
• Styled By Henri (the Barbershop) event is now connected to Residential instead of Statue Island
  
• The Lighthouse event is now tied to Statue Island
  
• The Lighthouse can no longer be pushed down when headbutting the reel once it has been completed
  
• Goat Castle is tied to Farm, Goat Phone Home and ATM is tied to Downtown
  
• Priest in Church now holds the weights correctly (very important)
  
• Fixed the hole in Mount Inferno. 4 years later >:(
  
• Increased the time limit for joining mini-games to 15 seconds (was previously 10). For the boomers
  
• Fixed an issue that caused the stink effect to appear inconsistently for clients. Just like irl
  
• The title screen music will no longer play in slow motion if a player returns to the title screen when the slow-motion effect is active
  
• Fixed an issue where the main player wasn't able to use gamepad 2 if player 2 used gamepad 1 (thank you David!)

Epic Specific:

• Movie Tapes should now work again. Emphasis on ‘should’…

Until we meet again,
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