ego boost simulator 2019

A game that has been published 3 times, by the same developer, nothing new has been added, it's the same game just with new achievements.

The DLCs and soundtrack is also empty, it doesn't add anything, it's just there to make the developer some extra money.

Most of the steam achievements isn't event done (missing pictures).

I'm sorry for this review, since it won't be a review.
This shovelware is EXACTLY the same as the other Unity-made games developed by OfficialAndy and published by MGG Studio.
Between 2017 and 2018 they published two games entitled Achievement Clicker and Achievement Clicker 2018.
All these three games are exactly the same, even for what concerns graphics, options, upgrades and the little stuff that there is.
They basically consist of a big green A button that will net you an achievement by clicking on it; you can upgrade by clicking just something like many achievements granted per second or some other useless point upgrades.
The whole game consist of paying 1€/$ (of course you can find this shovelware in 0,99$ bundles everywhere along with tons of other similar games) in exchange of 5000 achievements, obtainable in half an hour more or less.
If you get stuck you can click on "reset game" in the options, which feature only the possibility to turn on and off music and effects, and keep on clicking again.
Be aware as always - it's very important to me - with what you're doing with your wrists and hands. I got surgery three times on my right hand, and thanks God I still have it. Mainly due to writing, many years spent at the university getting two academical degrees, playing tennis and playing guitars every day, along with PC gaming of course (I stopped playing on consoles in around 2000-2001).
So, be really aware about your health - 5000 achievements aren't worthy of your wrists or fingers or whatever else. I'm an historian and I work in a completely different field, so I don't know the precise medical risks and conditions, but games like these without an autoclicker simply consist of spending half an hour clicking in order to get some achievements in exchange.
Apart from this, I have already reviewed both games published before this one by these developers, so you can refer to those reviews if you want some more information.
But anyways you won't get a game, just a button to click and some useless upgrades.
A waste of time and money. If you want 5000 easy achievements, grab an autoclicker and stay some minutes here but really, consider to get this for free or at least in a bundle. Paying for such shovelwares isn't something I'd recommend to anyone.

So the newest version of the Achievement clicker franchise, this time. 2019.. in this years version some amazing additions have come to the series..

Like the amazingly updated... errr..

The crystal clear... wut

The controls have been updat.... no no they haven't..

In fact this is the same dang game as the other two achievement clicker games on steam.. it's just updated with another 5k achievements for people to pimp out their profiles... (wait you can't even pimp my profile because the achievements are all friggin A's)

At this point the developers aren't even trying, it's like, lets rename a few files and put the game out under a new name.. People complain about asset flips and other shady behavior but this game.. this game man,, exist only to boost the imaginary E-peen of users.. The developers could have at the very least added some new letters from the alphabet in their achievements but no..

Should you buy this game.. If you want to waste .99 cent.

Is this game worth .99 cent.. heck to the no.. at this point you can have about a million achievements on steam.. even people who cared about achivements on steam have thrown in their hats, raised their hands and said I just don't care anymore..

To sum it up... you'd be better off taking a half full glass of water, squatting over it and letting loose 4 or 5 farts, then drinking down the nasty funky putrid liquid left behind rather then trying to play this game..

I'm starting to think the ultra evil mouse corporation got together and found a new and interesting way of getting people to wear out their mouse buttons.. but then I came to my senses.. Click programs wreck this game..

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☐ Your parents would probably enjoy this
☑ Kids
☑ Everyone
☐ Everyone except kids
☑ Casual players
☐ Pro players
☐ People who plan to take one game and make it their life

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☐ Potato
☐ Really bad
☐ Bad
☑ Bad, but playable.
☐ OK
☐ Good
☐ Beautiful
☐ Masterpiece

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☐ Free
☐ Buy now
☐ Worth the price
☐ Wait for sale
☐ Maybe if you have some spare money left
☐ Do not buy it
☑ If you want the achievements I guess?

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☐ 90's PC
☑ Minimum
☐ Medium
☐ High end
☐ NASA computer

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☑ You just need 2 arms
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Average (Depends on the difficulty set)
☐ Not recommended for beginners
☐ Hard
☐ Dark Souls
☐ Only the best of the best can complete this game

---{Grind}---

☑ Nothing
☐ Only if you care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ A bit grindy...sometimes
☐ Go back to the last village and shoot some more scarecrows
☐ Practically a full time job

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☑ Only gameplay, doesn't include a story.
☐ There is a story, but most of the game is focused on gameplay.
☐ Better than nothing I suppose...
☐ Average.
☐ Decent.
☐ Amazing
☐ Fantastic!

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☑ Game itself is one big BUG
☐ Bugs destroying the game
☐ Lot of bugs
☐ Few Bugs
☐ You can use them for speedrun
☐ Nothing (I've seen)

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☑ Long enough for a cup of tea
☐ Short
☐ Not too short
☑ Depends on you
☐ Long
☐ Very Long
☐ Endless

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☐ AVOID at all costs
☑ May as well be mobile
☐ Better than mobile
☐ One long, tedious grind
☐ Fun at first, but gets old quick
☐ Consistently fun
☐ Can't stop playing, even though I should be finished

Like most people, I played this game as a way to earn a lot of achievements (legit) very fast. I was not disappointed with that as I gained all the achievements (5000 of them) in only 23 minutes playtime. This game was made solely for achievement farming and it succeeds at doing that. The game breaks steam, unlocking 5000 achievements in a short space of time will do that to steam. Restarting steam fixed it though and it wasn't a massive issue. At under £1 as well I can't complain at the price.

This game is a carbon copy to Achievement Clicker and Achievement Clicker 2018 but honestly with what the game is, I don't think that's an issue.

In summary, if you want a lot of easy achievements download this game, if you are looking for a clicker that you will play for a while this is a miss.

I hope you found this review helpful! Please leave me a rating, and give me your thoughts in the comments, as I would love to hear feedback, ideas, and what personal experiences you've had with this title.

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Ingredients:

1. 6 tablespoons unsalted butter
2. 1/2 cup white sugar
3. 1/2 cup brown sugar
4. 1/4 cup water
5. 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
6. 1 pinch salt
7. 5 apples - peeled, cored and sliced
8. 1 pastry for double-crust pie

Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C).
2. Combine butter, white sugar, brown sugar, water, cinnamon, and salt in a saucepan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, remove from heat and set aside.
3. Roll out half the pastry to fit a 9-inch pie plate. Place bottom crust in pie plate; pour in apple slices.
4. Roll out top crust into a 10-inch circle. Cut into 8 (1-inch) wide strips with a sharp paring knife or pastry wheel. Weave the pastry strips, one at a time, into a lattice pattern. Fold the ends of the lattice strips under the edge of the bottom crust and crimp to seal.
5. Pour butter-sugar mixture over top of pie, coating the lattice, and allowing any remaining sauce to drizzle through the crust.
6. Bake in the preheated oven for 15 minutes. Reduce heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the crust is golden brown, the caramel on the top crust is set, and the apple filling is bubbling, 35 to 40 more minutes. Allow to cool completely before slicing.

A great sequel to its 2018 predecessor. The story is fantastically well written with characters that can almost be directly related to. Can't wait for the 2020 release.

Had to idle in order to write a review as the game lasted all but 2 minutes. Once again, this is just Achievement Clicker renamed just like Achievement Clicker 2018. It's even worse here as we're only in April 2018 and he's putting out a version for 2019.

Valve really need to get these games under control. It's getting ridiculous. Their are 30 Achievement Hunter games on Steam. 30! How long until this game has 30 copies?

Coming May 2018!
Achievement Clicker 2019 2.0!

achievements hunt only; nice music; fast clicking; updates; actually garbage; senseless; i liked it

This game represents why EPIC game store is doing well. You'll never find this pile of trash there. What does this game do? It unlocks 5,000 achievements by doing nothing.

The good news is you can turn those achievements into points for the Steam Summer Sale and boost your team.
The bad news is you own this game.

I feel bad.