I've been hoping someone would make this game since I was a kid playing games on an Apple II! Oh the joy, the joy...

If you're stuck or can't find a particular Family Jewel, I'll post here some tips and hidden areas. As of right now, not all Jewels are placed, because I've got many other areas of the open world I intend to develop, and so I'm saving some for those. The Office This level is meant to be a way to get a handle on the controls in a small, simple environment. Kick three computers and the boss, Martin, will emerge from his office. Kick him in the goolies and the level is complete. Also, check...

i'm go around and hit people in the family jewels >:D

What is this game about? It's part fun, part therapy - you run around finding jewels, and sometimes kick people in the cookies. You can unlock cars (and eventually other types of vehicles) to drive around, do mini-games (like bowling). There are o...

Marilyn - sport can jump much higher than Mr. Dees. This will make reaching other platforms much easier, especially if you're having trouble with the controls. After changing to Marilyn - sport go to the end of the second bridge (the one you don't get bounced from) you can walk it or drive it but be careful since the car is broken and reverse doesn't work. You'll be near a strange checker-pattered structure you'll need to platform up. With Marilyn - sport's supreme jump you can take short cuts and get to t...