Dog food contains salt

[fynx]

Please don't feed your dogs salty food - it is unhealthy, and even dangerous for them. Thanks.

[Brett]

At least it doesn't contain chocolate.

[Watchful Liz]

All creatures require some form of sodium intake, for all we know the salt item itself could be a small amount. The meat used in the recipe could be bland since they're from other monsters and llamas. Maybe they attack you because they're angry from low mineral intake which I don't really see WHY that would be a problem. Oh wait YES I DO BECAUSE SALT IS SO FLIPPING RARE TO FIND IN THE WILD PLEASE DEVS GIVE US MORE WILD SALT TO FIND! Buying said salt is annoying enough. Also the dog food contains wheat and THAT has done more harm in the pet food industry concerning food allergies to the wheat protein itself. Oats are a better substitute and cooked potatoes along with rice. Too bad you can't grow rice.

I speak from experience as a dog owner and I have worked in the grooming industry as a bather, the things my boss tells me makes me mad at the veterinarian industry who sell their brand of pet food with QUESTIONABLE ingredients used. We sell higher quality pet food where I worked at btw.

[AsianGirlLover]

At least it’s not “spiced beef” from Skyrim. https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/Spiced_beef

[Watchful Liz]

Interesting thing about the consumption of human flesh which includes skeletal muscles and organs, it can lead to SUPER constipation so the only way to avoid constipation is to eat the skin off a recently dead victim during times of food shortage. I THINK the constipation was mentioned by the people who's plane crashed on Andes mountains. They were a soccer team? The book it was based on was called Alive. I think?

[AsianGirlLover]

Originally posted by l1z4rdbr34th:

Interesting thing about the consumption of human flesh which includes skeletal muscles and organs, it can lead to SUPER constipation so the only way to avoid constipation is to eat the skin off a recently dead victim during times of food shortage. I THINK the constipation was mentioned by the people who's plane crashed on Andes mountains. They were a soccer team? The book it was based on was called Alive. I think?

Idk, I just heard it tastes like chicken.

I can already imagine a video titled “one weird trick to end world hunger”

[Watchful Liz]

You know that iguana meat you get in the Fallout series? Well that's human flesh too. Bethesda has this weird obsession with concealed cannibalism in their games.

[AsianGirlLover]

Google who Lynda Carter’s husband is and then you’ll realize why it shouldn’t be surprising that Bethesda has a cannibalism fetish.