Your Best Vicious Mockery Quotes?

[GrandMajora]

Vicious Mockery = A Bard cantrip that deals psychic damage in the form of an insult directed at your enemy. Let's see what kind of ideas people have come up with over the years!


"So, you're like an Orc, but more intelligent? Congratulations on finishing elementary school, halfbreed."

"You have the beauty of an elf, the talent of a human, and you live about 8 decades longer than the later. Why do so many of you act like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ edge lords?"

"Well, well! I see that even the Feywild couldn't tolerate the presence of Gnomes forever!"

"A human blinded by a narcissistic sense of entitlement and superiority. What do you mean you aren't common born?"