I'm literally screaming right now

[Uncy]

I cannot comprehend the events that have transpired as of a moment ago. I was just feinted AND gambled at the same time.
If you cannot understand how to react to strikes, randomly flailing your weapon about; in the hopes to hit me, gingerly wailing away like a mindless rat, you are nothing but ENRAGING. How could such a pathetic thought cross your mind? Gambling is a DISGUSTING habit to adopt, and stops skilled players, such as myself, from earning the hits I deserve, since I was capable of reacting when it was MY initiative.

And don't even get me started on feinting. If you so desperately need to crutch onto such an easy-to-perform, no thought - easy result mechanic, then you deserve to uninstall NOW. You're indoctrinating behaviour is not welcome on the competitive scene, you waste of oxygen.

I have invested thousands of hours into honing my skills, my reactions, comprehending the exact move I must perform at the perfect moment. I take my performance PERSONALLY. If I lose, it BETTER be to something impressive, or you're just wasting more of my time, you pathetic runt. If I win? Then it's a display of power, prowess and dedication. I bet you couldn't even dedicate five minutes to breakfast.

Mordhau is the only thing that I need to keep myself occupied, as it's a constant reminder of how much more advanced I am as a person, capable of thinking faster than you could ever hope to achieve.
What do you mean that I'm compensating for my lack of real life redeeming qualities by acting powerful in the video game world? That I am a sad, lifeless husk without my in-game performance?
More like, shut up idiot, I am better than you.

See, you don't want to mess with me. I'm a melee god. I know all of the mechanics. Did you just FFA me in the duelyard? What do you mean you were just having some fun? Childish behaviour more like, get out of my server. Banned. That'll show them to mess with a melee god, such as myself...

[Bongo Bongo]

Tasty pasta

[Quantum Quibbles]

Lol had me for a minute, but I was smiling by the end of the first paragraph. This is art. Students, take notes.

[amicus]

so just found out that this game (mordhau) is gonna have feints... Wow. so i guess you want another broken ♥♥♥♥ game like chiv? ok... thats fine, because im not going to buy it. you're game is going to be dead on first day because everyone who played chiv will see this and know its broken too... i see 1 feint and the game is dead. did you really think you could just make a copy of chiv and keep broken feints and nobody wound know? im glad i did not go kickstarter and im glad the game is dead because devs are just ripping people off and making another broken game.


I can't believe this. These guys use feints in MORDHAU. As we all know feints are an exploit used by only the most desperate of players. Seriously these guys cannot win without feints. They disgusts me. Using a broken mechanic that was never meant to be in the game. Filthy rodents.


the game is fantastic in theory, but exploits in the otherwise great combat system have ruined the community. people doing impossible moves such as reverse overhead swings, morph into chamber, z-drag waterfall stab, swing into overhead accel, ballerina movements... also the most reckless of players use F E I N T S and other crazy ♥♥♥♥. devs have not bother to fix what are clearly moves which exploit the game mechanics. so you can either learn the exploits everyone uses or stop playing (if you dont know how to use the exploits and glitches good luck having fun). and if you dare to suggest the game is broken and should be fixed, everyone will just ♥♥♥♥ on you for being a noob. thus that game gonna be dead in first month because devs made another broken game like Chivalry. so if u wanted to buy medieval warfare with sword fighting, u should look for another game because u'll get 360°-FEINT-swan lake by pyotr ilyich tchaikovsky...


i wouldn't recommend playing this if you're expecting a fun community. cus if you are, get ready for these:
1. feints... just... FEINTS.
2. people that are way too good at the game, ducking your swings like it's nothing, dragging, accelerating.
3. crouch into drag overhead into morph into chamber into 360 ballerina and get the hit.
thus i thought i was playing a medieval fighter i was having fun swordfighting and throwing pebbles, but after playing with some high levels, i realized this was no medieval fighter, it was merely a spinning simulator where everyone is spinning like a beyblade and making lightining fast swings because of the broken mouse sensivity.
p.s. i russian and come for england at 2 years. very good driving here in england yes.
I sell eggs and offer low price egg sale thanking you very much also im slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throughout the galaxy.
p.p.s imagine was you removal raising gravity. unsatiable understood or expression dissimilar so sufficient.