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Cpt. Nobody Jan 4 @ 8:46pm 
I can F*ck you upside down standing on one hand even without a shield.
The argument is that Shields were fun because they could counter the rest.
But thats ok, i know Gen Z Swedes are born with a chromosome missing in their cognitive abilities to comprehend that people enjoyed shields, such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,
go write your cute reviews on how you dont like the game cuz it became a feint fest.
Filip Jan 4 @ 1:33pm 
shield noname is mad cause bad... learn to play monke brane
uncy is right u dumb brane
Cpt. Nobody Jan 3 @ 11:24am 
1100 HOURS in Mordhau and gives the game a bad review, after arguing for Shield Total nerf to Oblivion, the ONLY thing that countered Feints, Drags, Accels and other Cancerous ♥♥♥♥.

Slow. F*cking. Clap.
its people like you that turned this game sour and just utter Sh*t.
Cpt. Nobody Jan 3 @ 11:23am 
Nice Bad review for Mordhau, like all other L33t players that have their heads so far up their ♥♥♥, you, among others on the forums who argued saying that shields were "Crutches" Now encouraged what you ♥♥♥♥♥ about Drag, Accels, and Feint spam. GG M8. Thanks for ♥♥♥♥ing up a good game with your sh*t opinion.
uE | RiCK Dec 22, 2019 @ 2:13pm 
I'd love to share my peanuts with you xD
✣ Mangsterz ✣ Dec 13, 2019 @ 4:28am 
accept my friend req pls m8<3