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When life gives you lemons. . . don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back. . . GET MAD!!!
I don't want your damn lemons!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!
I'm the man that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. . . with the lemons.
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon
THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!
Tramps, hillbillies, drifters. . . you're here because you followed the hobo signs.
So. . . who is ready to scrounge around for some SCIENCE?!!
Now you already met one another on the boxcar over here. . .
so grab a bowl of slumgullion, and a glass of sterno, and let me introduce myself. . .
I'm Michigan Slim Cave Johnson. . .
{*plays harmonica*}
I'm the hobo king!!
best quote ever