Favorite Cave Johnson Quote?

[Lumanator]

[meowing cat noises]

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

Alright I've been thinking. . .

When life gives you lemons. . . don't make lemonade.
Make life take the lemons back. . . GET MAD!!!
I don't want your damn lemons!
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!!
Demand to see life's manager.
Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons!
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!!
I'm the man that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN. . . with the lemons.
I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon
THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!!!

[Blue]

i agree this is the best quote

[presto668]

I see your little feeeeEEEeeeet.

[(Edgy) Asriel Dreemurr]

Welcome, gentlemen, to the Aperture Hollow Science Jungle!!

Tramps, hillbillies, drifters. . . you're here because you followed the hobo signs.
So. . . who is ready to scrounge around for some SCIENCE?!!

Now you already met one another on the boxcar over here. . .
so grab a bowl of slumgullion, and a glass of sterno, and let me introduce myself. . .

I'm Michigan Slim Cave Johnson. . .

{*plays harmonica*}

I'm the hobo king!!

[Mommie Frenni]

all of his robo-cop lines

[11pixels]

Cave Johnson, we're done here.


best quote ever

[portalfan]

ALL OF THEM!!!!