Graveyard Keeper

Graveyard Keeper

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Faldr Nov 8, 2018 @ 5:39am
Flesh out Gerry (puns very much intended)
The dear skeleton head is the character that is closest to the MC in his daily work as a graveyard keeper, yet his quest line ends rather swiftly and he is left with no interaction apart from comments on certain milestones.

I think it could be a great addition to the game should Gerry have a minor upgrade in regards to interaction. My suggestion would be morbid jokes and puns on a daily basis.

A random joke a day. Every day when the MC enters the morgue a speechbuble could appear over Gerry's head with a joke or pun, or the same could be acvhieved through a conversation.

This would not only lighten up the grim work but also make the MC more close with Gerry.
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Faldr Nov 8, 2018 @ 5:39am 
Examples of poor jokes? Very well:

Q: Where is the cemetery?
A: It’s in the dead centre of town!

Q: Why is that cemetery so popular?
A: People have always been dying to get in!

Q: Why couldn’t the skeleton get into the cemetery?
A: He had no body to go with!

Q: What is thing is dead and surrounds a cemetery?
A: A fence!

Q: Why didn’t granddad want to goto the local cemetery?
A: It was full of a bunch of stiffs!

Q: Why did the smoker go to the cemetery?
A: He wanted to be with people that have managed to quit smoking!

Q: Wow the cemetery is huge. How many people are dead in there?
A: All of them!

Q: Did you hear about the plane that crashed in the cemetery?
A: Search and rescue workers have recovered 220 bodies and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night!

Q: Did hear about those new ‘big box’ cemeteries?
A: It’s one-stop coffin!

Q: Why did they turn the cemetery into a winery?
A: Couldn’t let all those old wooden caskets go to waste!

Q: Did you hear about the tombstone with a spelling mistake?
A: It was stark graving mad!

Q: Where do grave diggers get their coffee?
A: At the burial grounds!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who wrote cemetery jokes?
A: He was sentence to death!

Q: 

Where do skeletons pick up in a cemetery?
A: In the 6 foot under club!

Q: Why do people hate driving in a cemetery?
A: The roads are all dead ends!

Q: What happen when the bad luck monster bought the cemetery?
A: Every one stop dying!

Q: Did you hear about the fitness guru in the cemetery?
A: He never felt so alive after been chased by that zombie!

Q: What time does a gave digger like to work?
A: The graveyard shift!

Q: Why don’t living people like going to the cemetery?
A: The cemetery is the largest body snatcher in town!

Q: Why did the clown go to the cemetery?
A: He thought he was dead funny!

Q: Why was the comedian upset after practicing his routine at the cemetary?
A: Most of the tombstones had crosses on their faces!

Q: Did you about the guy that was bury alive last Saturday?
A: It was a grave situation indeed!
Spiegel Nov 11, 2018 @ 9:15am 
I second this one, all these jokes would fit Gerry's persona perfectly!!
Except, maybe, the ones that involve modern times elements like the "6 feet under club" and the "driving" thing.
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