Graveyard Keeper

Graveyard Keeper

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Anaximander Aug 18, 2018 @ 2:51am
Is the town present in the game?
I've seen some reports saying that there is no town, but you can buy a town pass in the game so that would suggest there is
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Spazfrag Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:04am 
There is no town. There is no fort (other than a cutscene).
WindFly Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:05am 
Dev said the town is a joke that they never want to build it in the game.
Senny Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:07am 
There is no town When you go place where it should be, you get hit by lighting and its instant death . Town was "developer joke" aka we didnt have time to place it, or will be added in dlc.
Skirlasvoud Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:12am 
AWEFUL lot of build-up for a joke.

Did you know there's a drought in the town? Did you know the town was starving? Did you know the people of the town will buy vedgetables? Did you know there's a Cathedral in town? Did you know corpses dropped in the river end up in town? Did you know there's a spooky ship of the dead docked in the town? Did you know the water in town is polluted because of this ship? Did you know you can buy an expensive entry pass into the town?

Did you know there is no town in the game?

*Ba-dum-tish*
agentgoblin Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:16am 
Town is a lie, like a cake.
Blend3rman Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:25am 
Wow I was super hyped for the game, stumbling (quite late) upon Aavak's alpha playthrough of this game. This "joke" business is seriously unfunny and bad practice on part of the devs.

Devs ain't getting my 20 bucks.
Anaximander Aug 18, 2018 @ 3:38am 
Originally posted by Skirlasvoud:
AWEFUL lot of build-up for a joke.

Did you know there's a drought in the town? Did you know the town was starving? Did you know the people of the town will buy vedgetables? Did you know there's a Cathedral in town? Did you know corpses dropped in the river end up in town? Did you know there's a spooky ship of the dead docked in the town? Did you know the water in town is polluted because of this ship? Did you know you can buy an expensive entry pass into the town?

Did you know there is no town in the game?

*Ba-dum-tish*

I was wandering about the Ship of the Dead too, I hope they will add the town soon
Originally posted by Blend3rman:
Wow I was super hyped for the game, stumbling (quite late) upon Aavak's alpha playthrough of this game. This "joke" business is seriously unfunny and bad practice on part of the devs.

Devs ain't getting my 20 bucks.

This guy gets it. Never buy games that have jokes. If devs are having a bit of fun, the game is unbuyable.
gangoroth Aug 18, 2018 @ 4:34am 
Originally posted by Chef Excellence:
This guy gets it. Never buy games that have jokes. If devs are having a bit of fun, the game is unbuyable.
Aren't games supposed to be... you know, fun?
Neko Mimi Aug 18, 2018 @ 4:49am 
getting pranked is fun for you?
Kinja Aug 18, 2018 @ 4:57am 
This doesn't feel like a prank or intentional joke at all, it genuinely feels like they ran out of time and the "joke" is placeholder for (possible) DLC/future content...
Last edited by Kinja; Aug 18, 2018 @ 4:57am
Originally posted by gangoroth:
Originally posted by Chef Excellence:
This guy gets it. Never buy games that have jokes. If devs are having a bit of fun, the game is unbuyable.
Aren't games supposed to be... you know, fun?

You're not a real gamer if you're enjoying yourself
1stchamp Aug 18, 2018 @ 5:01am 
how many devs keep working atm - so theres hope for new spotts to arrive inst there? hnd.
Neko Mimi Aug 18, 2018 @ 5:07am 
If you ran out of time you can just say it. Your customers would have something to look forward, but its sounds like it will never get added, because it never was intended to get implemented...
Maybe they will add it(or a modder), but at the moment its just like a prank.
Last edited by Neko Mimi; Aug 18, 2018 @ 5:10am
Skirlasvoud Aug 18, 2018 @ 5:10am 
Originally posted by Chef Excellence:
Originally posted by gangoroth:
Aren't games supposed to be... you know, fun?

You're not a real gamer if you're enjoying yourself

I'm not a real gamer. I'm a discerning customer first and foremost.

Undertale, is a fun game, full of characters who joke. Classic Dynasty warriors is a fun game, full of characters who are jokes. Borderlands is a fun game, full of joke characters who make jokes.

Graveyard Keeper is a game where the dev has fun by turning the content into a joke at the expense of the customer.

See the difference?
Last edited by Skirlasvoud; Aug 18, 2018 @ 5:14am
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