Carrots for the Donkey

[CraziieOne]

So ive just gotten to the point of the donkey having an attitude problem .. and i cant get anymore bodies unless i pay him 5 carrots in advance, i put 10 into the box and he literally took it all.

1. Is it worth attempting to crew the carrots my self, or just straight out buying them, considering that the seeds seem to cost 4 times as much as buying 1 carrot, because the need of 4 seeds to plant? What is the return of growing using 4 seeds compared to buying 1 grown.

2. Secondly, where do i get this Hempseed Oil that he apparently requires for his wheels.


Edit: Original post was about the donkey, though now its kinda deviated some what.

[Xuhybrid]

You get roughly 90% of your seeds back from a harvest so over time you save a lot more money growing your own. If you grow something like cabbage alongside them, perhaps add in Peat and you can easily turn a profit by selling excess crops back to him. Wheat will need to be processed first though.

There's an NPC on the east of town along the road.

[CraziieOne]

How do i get this peat, i built the compost bin, but i dont really understand the mechanics of this game that well yet.

[ElectroRanger]

Originally posted by CraziieOne:

How do i get this peat, i built the compost bin, but i dont really understand the mechanics of this game that well yet.

Mkay quick tutorial!

- go to the farmer south of the wheat field, he sells seeds.

-till the soil and put seeds in

- realize you need 4 seeds to farm (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥)

-when harvested, it gives crops, a few seeds and crop waste.

- when you have 8 crop waste put that in the compost bin

- ye git peat now...eventually. Give it some days

-HECK YEAH PEAT TUTORIAL OVER

[BOYCOTT]

how many corpses does he bring you before the ransom starts anyway? i mean, you only have to get 20 GY rating and sermons can take over and only actually put dead people in the ground for money as much as you want to.

[CraziieOne]

If i counted correctly, i think he gives you about 10 before he starts blackmailing for carrots.
Im not sure if it was intentional or a bug, but i filled the carrot box with 10 carrots and he takes it all but doesnt do anything, all in all he took 15 carrots before actually dropping the body.

[madzai]

Originally posted by CraziieOne:

If i counted correctly, i think he gives you about 10 before he starts blackmailing for carrots.
Im not sure if it was intentional or a bug, but i filled the carrot box with 10 carrots and he takes it all but doesnt do anything, all in all he took 15 carrots before actually dropping the body.

That's why you don't negotiate with lelfists. They gonna **** you over anyway. Just report this suspcious doneys to you buddy - the Inqusitor. And taste some donkey kebab later together with him. They have to assign another doney anyway - the copses must flow.

[ElectroRanger]

Originally posted by madzai:

Originally posted by CraziieOne:

If i counted correctly, i think he gives you about 10 before he starts blackmailing for carrots.
Im not sure if it was intentional or a bug, but i filled the carrot box with 10 carrots and he takes it all but doesnt do anything, all in all he took 15 carrots before actually dropping the body.

That's why you don't negotiate with lelfists. They gonna **** you over anyway. Just report this suspcious doneys to you buddy - the Inqusitor. And taste some donkey kebab later together with him. They have to assign another doney anyway - the copses must flow.

I mean, can you actually do that? Kill commies?

[madzai]

I mean, can you actually do that? Kill commies?

Ofc, not. It's a joke. There is no way the game let you eat the only speaking donkey in the game. The greens whould be furious. Eating human flesh is one thing, but donkeys...

[CraziieOne]

Wait .. hold on .. is reporting the donkey actually a thing? I mean like that would be awesome, but in another strange way, feeding it carrots is a way to monitor the flow of bodies arriving.

[Blue_Shayde]

All I know is, I liked the donkey, but now I want to poison his carrot bribe. >_>

[Maribeast]

You do have to put 10 carrots in at a time, it is more cost effective to grow your own carrots. BUT even though he takes all 10 carrots to begin, he will bring you two bodies before he needs more carrots. And it will refelct with the bin to hold the carrots being empty.

[Driguer]

you can get Hempseed Oil buying from a guy that lives in the east side of the village, he is the middle of some kind ruin.

[identifiedasbeingdisrespectful]

Always use at least peat, it speeds the growth and quality. You can buy your initial peat from the guy outside the dairy barn north end of town. Plant that before seeds.

When you farm, you'll get several crops, chance of seeds, and crop waste. 8 crop waste decays to peat in compost heap.

Donkey takes 10 the first time because he's giving you the body on the cart then and returning tomorrow. They must be placed in stacks of 10 and can be queued up.

Hemp seed oil can be bought from the crazy guy who wants honey east of town, you only need one. Stupid me bought 10 and wasted money. This is easier than building your own seed press and growing hemp now.

[identifiedasbeingdisrespectful]

Originally posted by Too-DAMN-Much:

how many corpses does he bring you before the ransom starts anyway? i mean, you only have to get 20 GY rating and sermons can take over and only actually put dead people in the ground for money as much as you want to.

Infinite until the church is "fixed" to 5 wreath rating. He goes full Lenin the first pride day your church is open after your sermon. Little break in continuity as the royal box states you don't own the church, but you tell the donkey you do which is why he labels you a capitalist.

[CraziieOne]

Originally posted by Driguer:

you can get Hempseed Oil buying from a guy that lives in the east side of the village, he is the middle of some kind ruin.

Ahh the guy that is asking me for honey, guess i'll have to find some.

Originally posted by sc2mails:

Infinite until the church is "fixed" to 5 wreath rating. He goes full Lenin the first pride day your church is open after your sermon. Little break in continuity as the royal box states you don't own the church, but you tell the donkey you do which is why he labels you a capitalist.

Which kinda works one way or the other, i guess if you want to exploit him is you dont fix any of the graves till you get it all filled with bodies, but then you also dont really get an income because you cant do the sermons. At the moment ive kinda got it up to about 30 or 40 points and i average 1 Silver per sermon, havent unlocked more seats for people yet.

Originally posted by sc2mails:

Always use at least peat, it speeds the growth and quality. You can buy your initial peat from the guy outside the dairy barn north end of town. Plant that before seeds.

Ahh i see thanks, i tried using peat on the carrots AFTER planting the seeds but thought i broke it, i'll try that next time round.