So what do you think the sex life of your average Dark Elf is like

[Sammy]

asking for a friend

[Knight Commander Martellus]

I suppose they like riding the sword of khaine.

[Fey Dragonette]

If it's anything like mine. A lot of bondage and BDSM.

[Matayus22]

I think it includes knifes and whips. Lots of pain and blood... sometimes killing.

[Kapika96]

Probably very rapey.

[AkumulatoR]

Think praying mantis.

[BLAME! 40K]

Well read it up, dark elf social behaviour and reasons etc, is lot of lore. Do you think ppl will write you a 50 page article ? Dont be lazy

[Maschinengewehr]

Dark Elf social etiquette amongst peers is actually quite strict and conservative. It's open season on whatever and whoever else though.

[Too Much Salt]

Creator of Dark Elves lore sure have some weird kinky fetish.

[Fey Dragonette]

Originally posted by Too Much Salt:

Creator of Dark Elves lore sure have some weird kinky fetish.

No kink shaming please ;)

[Vlad von Carstein]

Blood orgies, lots of blood orgies

[carlon89]

I reckon the vamps have a better sex life.

[strike478]

Orgies, bdsm and if they catch high elve also killing during sex.

[Eightball]

Do any of you know what Slaanesh actually does? :P

[eldiabs]

Probably your typical romance novel stuff. Flowers and loving massages and all manner of flattering words used during happy time coitus. The scars on the Sisters of Slaughter...that's probably self inflicted. Everyone knows areas of snow have higher depression rates. Even Malekith hates snow.

The skaven on the other hand. The things they do to the other races' females...that stuff is jacked up beyond all.

[Centur1on01]

Slaanesh > Dark Elves

OW! Hot!