Custom Shoutouts

[Greb]

So what custom shoutouts do you plan on using while playing Monster Hunter with your friends and such? For those who don't know, you can set automatic phrases to be said whenever you perform an action, like mounting a monster or being fainted etc, and you have the ability to customise what is said when they trigger.

So what shoutouts will you be using? The common ones are for:

• When mounting a Monster:
  
• When a teammate mounts a Monster:
  
• When stunned:
  
• When you faint:
  
• When a teammate faints:
  
• When pinned by a monster:
  
• When a teammate heals you:
  
• When placing a bomb barrel:
  
• When setting a pitfall or shock trap:
  
• When activating a health/cleansing booster:
  
• Firing a dung pod:
  
• When you put on your Ghillie Mantle:

For example, I had it set to so when a teammate fainted, I'd automatically shoutout "Why are we still here? Just to suffer...?"

Any ideas for your own, or veterans from the consoles, what ones did you use and what ones did you see while playing that you found pretty funny?

[Azure Fang]

Haven't thought much about them yet for myself, but I know damn well what a buddy of mine is setting his "pinned" to: "It wants the skin off my bones, Double D!"

EDIT: Come to think of it, all of his will probably be Ed, Edd & Eddy quotes :P

[Le Rat]

When mounting a Monster: Jé suis monté
When a teammate mounts a Monster: Tu est monté
When stunned: je ne peux plus monté
When you faint: Im mort
When a teammate faints: You suck i quit
When pinned by a monster: lachez moi monsieur
When a teammate heals you: Thanks medecin
When placing a bomb barrel: Jé place le boom boom
When activating a health/cleansing booster: Now we can monté

[Shadowskyt]

I didn't know this. Sounds great! Going to have alot of fun with this probably.

When a teammate heals you: "Thanks for the... where do you think you're touching me!?"

[LeDrain]

When mounting a Monster:I need healing
When a teammate mounts a Monster:I need healing
When stunned:I need healing
When you faint:I need healing
When a teammate faints:I need healing
When pinned by a monster:I need healing
When a teammate heals you:I need healing
When placing a bomb barrel:I need healing
When activating a health/cleansing booster:I need healing

[Mu'Ammar of Carthus]

Showing weapon: "A weapon to surpass Bazelgeuse"

It's the only one I remember using from my PS4 days.

[Greb]

Originally posted by Shadowskyt:

I didn't know this. Sounds great! Going to have alot of fun with this probably.

When a teammate heals you: "Thanks for the... where do you think you're touching me!?"

I saw a lot of those when playing as a healer, lol. Many "S-Senpai! D-don't touch me there..! B-baka" type ones for sure.

It certainly beats the default "Thanks!" It's funny in a sad way when you play healer with a bunch of randoms and every time you share a potion with your group, you get three "Thanks!" messages pop up at the same time, lol.

Originally posted by Metro:

I need healing

I met someone once who seemingly had every one of his auto shoutouts set to "NEED HUMANITY" which was uh...interesting lol.

Originally posted by Mu'Ammar of Carthus:

Showing weapon: "A weapon to surpass Bazelgeuse"

After entering High Rank, I changed my dung pod shoutout to "Get the f*ck out of here, Bazelguese!" and never swapped it back, since it pretty much became the only thing I ever used them on

[Cap10Ahab]

Originally posted by Metro:

When mounting a Monster:I need healing
When a teammate mounts a Monster:I need healing
When stunned:I need healing
When you faint:I need healing
When a teammate faints:I need healing
When pinned by a monster:I need healing
When a teammate heals you:I need healing
When placing a bomb barrel:I need healing
When activating a health/cleansing booster:I need healing

lol

[Azurika_]

When mounting a Monster:This was a terrible idea!!!
When a teammate mounts a Monster: **Que 90's porno music**
When stunned: Seeing double here!
When you faint: Heros never die! except just then..
When a teammate faints: just rub some dirt in it!
When pinned by a monster: *illegible screaming*
When a teammate heals you: Thanks doc!
When placing a bomb barrel: barrel bombs can't melt dragonite beams.
When activating a health/cleansing booster: walk into the light!
Firing a dung pod: Firing the Crap-o-pult!
When you put on your Ghillie Mantle: active camoflage engaged.
When setting a pitfall or shock trap: traps are gay!

[Zakor]

Originally posted by Toddi Howardi:

When mounting a Monster: Jé suis monté
When a teammate mounts a Monster: Tu est monté
When stunned: je ne peux plus monté
When you faint: Im mort
When a teammate faints: You suck i quit
When pinned by a monster: lachez moi monsieur
When a teammate heals you: Thanks medecin
When placing a bomb barrel: Jé place le boom boom
When activating a health/cleansing booster: Now we can monté

Best shoutouts 11/10

[Shadowskyt]

Originally posted by Greb:

I saw a lot of those when playing as a healer, lol. Many "S-Senpai! D-don't touch me there..! B-baka" type ones for sure.

When mounting a monster: It's not like I l-like your or anything, B-Baka!"

[Greb]

Originally posted by Shadowskyt:

When mounting a monster: It's not like I l-like your or anything, B-Baka!"

Evil. Pure evil.

I think I'm going to set my auto shoutout for being pinned by a monster to "*Autistic Screeching*" this time around

[Shadowskyt]

Originally posted by Greb:

Originally posted by Shadowskyt:

When mounting a monster: It's not like I l-like your or anything, B-Baka!"

Evil. Pure evil.

I think I'm going to set my auto shoutout for being pinned by a monster to "*Autistic Screeching*" this time around

Oh man, this discussion thread is going to be my favorite for the next two days.

[Wimpybuster (Felyne Edition)]

When pinned by a monster: "Stop playing me like a damn fiddle!"

...The rest are just JoJokes, 'cause why the hell not

[Sugoi]

When wearing ghillie mantle: "Commencing sneaking mission!"

[Friends with Benedicts]

Originally posted by Sugoi:

When wearing ghillie mantle: "Commencing sneaking mission!"

"Kept you waiting, huh?!"