Large Monster "Pet Names": MHW Edition

[Azure Fang]

It happens, and you know it. Maybe you mispronounce something and your friends adopt it. Or a mechanic pisses you off to the point of name-calling. Or a community meme goes viral. We all have pet names for the giant, equipment material repositories. What are yours? Maybe you'll earworm one onto someone else.

Some of mine include:
Bazelgeuse: Bagel Goose, Red Baron, or "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ not again!"
Radobaan: Ramadan
Nergigante: Ner-Gigantè or Hard Knocks
Tobi-Kodachi: Pachirisu

[Kaldin]

Kulu-Ya-Ku: Yakult
Anjanath: Anja or "Drop your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fangs, ♥♥♥♥♥!"
Tobi Kadachi: Tobinator or just Tobi, still referring the previous with it through
Pukei Pukei: Pukey(-Pukey)

Bazelgeuse: Beetlejuice or Bomber or Beelzebu...he's more annoyin than a fly at times after all. Even worse than a single fly gets into your room and harasses you while you tri to hunt him.

Black Diablos: The lady in black
Radobaan: Beyblade!
Great Girros: Great Gyros

Dodogama: King Dodongo ...really, this whole monster is just a big reference to him anyway, the Mewolotov-Cocktails' video just proves that.

Nergigante: Nergi
Vaal Hazak: Zombie Dragon; obviously
Teostra: Teo

Xeno'jiiva: Baby. After all, that's what he is, a literal newborn that we just kill since it's already canon-wise one of if not THE mightiest Elder Dragon, considering it's absorbed the energy of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of EDs. And yet we keep killing that Baby who's probably just hungry.

[Twitch]

Great Jagras: Sad Sack aka The Strongest Monster in the Game aka Regret Embodied aka Punching Bag aka Animal Cruelty
Barroth: Thomas (the tank engine)
Jyura: Stupid Water Fish
Bazelgeuse: Beezlebro or Beezleboi
Diablos: Thing 1
Black Diablos: Thing 2
Radobaan: Sonic
Great Girros: Gyro
Paolumu: Fluff Bat
Tzitzi-Ya-Kui: Paparazzi Raptor
Azure Rathalos: Flash Gobbler
Uragaan: Jay Leno also known as The Chinstigator
Lavasioth: Stupid Lava Fish
Kirin: She who shall not be named.
Nergigante: El Kabong
Vaal Hazak: Vape Nation
Kushala Daora: Dora the Snorer

[Smug Kot]

Kulu: EL PO-LLO
Anjanath: T- rex
Tobi kadachi: TOUBI KOUDACHI PARLO ITALIANO or just Toby
Pukey: Duki-Duki
Bazel: Hiroshima
B.Diablos: "♥♥♥ this hitbox"
Diablos: EL D-I-A-B-L-O
Great Girros: Jagras
Nergigante: Negrogigante
Vaal: as Vaal
Xeno: "Feto ingeniero"
Kushala: CUCHARA

[Voodoo]

testostra and lewdastra?

[ WraithGear]

Bazelgeuse - Battle Goose

[TGC> The Games Collector]

I call the Anjanath big ol' firebreathing Annie.

[Greb]

Toby Nodachi

[Smug Kot]

İlk olarak Dio-Mando tarafından gönderildi:

Kulu: EL PO-LLO
Anjanath: T- rex
Tobi kadachi: TOUBI KOUDACHI PARLO ITALIANO or just Toby
Pukey: Duki-Duki
Bazel: Hiroshima
B.Diablos: "♥♥♥ this hitbox"
Diablos: EL D-I-A-B-L-O
Great Girros: Jagras
Nergigante: Negrogigante
Vaal: as Vaal
Xeno: "Feto ingeniero"
Kushala: CUCHARA

adding:

Legiana: Lesbiana
Teostra: AHHHHH GOOOOOOOKU "explodes"

[Greb]

Honestly most of the names me and my friends used for them back on the PS4 aren't best mentioned in polite company. Would definitely lead to ban, at the very least

Poor Nergigante...you're better than that

[Endymion Gainer]

Tobi-Kadachi: Fluff Snek
Anjanath: Hot Sauce
Legiana: Mothra
Paolumu: Laundry Day
Odogaron: Dumb Muscle
Bazelgeuse: B-52 Sh*tlord

[Serrassi Effect]

Bazelgeuse is Big Betty

[ZDamned]

Kulu Ya-Ku - Eggbert

[Sollisteria]

Odogaron - Oni-Chan
Legiana - Lasagna
Bazelguese - Beetlejuice
Tzi Tzi - Flashbang
Paulumu - Powder Puff (Because it looks like a make-up application device while inflated)
Kushala Daora - **** NO or AW **** NAW!
Great Jagras - Wait...that was a boss monster?
Kulu Yaku - Rock slut (we all know why)
Xeno - Swoop-a-doop or Alien
Vaal Hazak - I want one!
Teostra - Nuke
Kirin - My Little Pony
Anjanath - T-Rex
Jyuratodus - Water *insert male anatomy word here*
Lavasioth - Lava *insert male anatomy word here*
Xora - Lava Turtle

That is the majority of the list my friends and I have come up with while playing...

[Erebus]

İlk olarak Greb tarafından gönderildi:

Honestly most of the names me and my friends used for them back on the PS4 aren't best mentioned in polite company. Would definitely lead to ban, at the very least

Poor Nergigante...you're better than that

You called him Gigante right?

[DeFragged]

Another one of these threads? :P Sure let's go:

Great Jagras: Poor guy
Pukei Pukei: Poogie
Tobi Kadachi: Tomodachi ('friend' in Japanese), or Flying Squirrel
Anjanath: T-Rex or just Anja (a non-english word for idiot)
Jyuratados: That Fish
Bazelgeuse: Flying Salak (it's a fruit from Asia, go look it up) or Flying Avocado
Tzi Tzi: Cameraman
Odogaron: Odo, Scary Dog, Red Guy, BAD BOY! (some people call him Clifford)
Radobaan: Black Jay Leno
Uragaan: Thanos
Dodogama: Cute Jay Leno
Nergi: Porcupine

And as a little aside
Gajalaka: Kakamoras (from Moana)