Roleplaying as Jesus Christ

[My_Monkey_Balls]

* If you're a religious person, this is a just innocent gag. I apologize, don't mind me.

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I've started the game a few weeks ago, made my character named Jesus because it's the name of my cat. But since then, I've found myself very fond of my saviour hunter.

Backstory: JC ressurects after being crucified, but even thought everyone thinks he's risen to the heavens, he actually got transported into Monster Hunter World.
Since being a pacifist was not an option here, JC decided to kick ♥♥♥ while spreading the word of the Lord. But he tries very hard to capture the monsters before heathens with hatred in their hearts tries to slay them.

Water Lance is his favorite weapon. Carries all the simbology of his work in our world, besides offering great protection to his believers while they strike the monsters with their faith.

Look up for me if you want Jesus at your side xD

[cklambo]

Should of picked hunting horn, the pacifist weapon

[My_Monkey_Balls]

Originally posted by cklambo \T/:

Should of picked hunting horn, the pacifist weapon

Yes I'm building them too, but I admit I'm not getting the hang of them yet like the lance
Awesome weapon :D

[My_Monkey_Balls]

The Lance makes me think of St George and the Dragon

[My_Monkey_Balls]

Also, playing songs to boost the slaying skill of others isn't quite pacifist either xD

Jesus has no option here, but to jump into the skirmish.
Question is, why God would send his own son to slay monsters with the fifth? How does a man brings Love into the hearth of men, lost by sinful and senseless slaughtering?
Is sharing the trill of the battle a way to make men gather together in prayer?

[lexilogo]

A real Jesus build would use Wide Range V and spam Sushifish Scales to heal everyone.

[My_Monkey_Balls]

Originally posted by lexilogo:

A real Jesus build would use Wide Range V and spam Sushifish Scales to heal everyone.

noted!

[CiD EviL]

Try using your mic and make up BS to try to get people to join your imaginary magical wizard in the sky cult

[My_Monkey_Balls]

Originally posted by CiD EviL:

Try using your mic and make up BS to try to get people to join your imaginary magical wizard in the sky cult

can you repeat that to my other cheek?

- no mic here

[CiD EviL]

Originally posted by My_Monkey_Balls:

Originally posted by CiD EviL:

Try using your mic and make up BS to try to get people to join your imaginary magical wizard in the sky cult

can you repeat that to my other cheek?

- no mic here

https://youtu.be/wTbcnxP6PZk

[My_Monkey_Balls]

an easter bunny jesus is definetly a setup to consider, perhaps a paolumu set should fit well during easter in my fantasy world

[JPM岩]

Jesus wouldnt be passive tho. He got angry and destroyed a few temples cause they made a mockery of their faith.

[CiD EviL]

How about waterboarding people because they have a different imaginary friend then you

[JPM岩]

Originally posted by CiD EviL:

How about waterboarding people because they have a different imaginary friend then you

ow the edge

[My_Monkey_Balls]

Originally posted by CiD EviL:

How about waterboarding people because they have a different imaginary friend then you

oh but that would be a few centuries from now, not my problem
besides, dont you agree that an inquisition on monster hunter would give it a cool edge?