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Tirigon Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:40am
DotA themed Pick-Up lines
With e-sports ever growing in popularity, being good at DotA is a very desirable quality. So, why not use it to spice up your weekends out?

Let us collect here all the funny, cheesy or plain dumb DotA-themed Pick-up lines you can think of!

I will start:

Do you play bot as safelane? Because you look Radiant tonight.


Hi, I'm Enigma. Can I go into your jungle?


Don't worry, I'd support you all night.


I need Observer wards so I can always watch you....


Hey, let's run a trilane tonight!


Sure, I CAN handle solo.... but 'd rather lane with you ;)

I think we must be Naix and Spirit Breaker - because I am totally into you!


That's all I can think of for now, help me find more!

And dont worry - if you are the shy kind, you can always do the techies - sit in a corner and wait for someone to walk by :fhappy:



User contributions:
Originally posted by Phantom Assassin:
Are you Medusa? Because you made me rock-hard!


Originally posted by scorekeeper:
Mind if I splitpush?


Originally posted by www.TwiTch.Tv/Timeraider:
You want to cyka my D?
Last edited by Tirigon; Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:00am
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Akkarin Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:43am 
*corner a girl* If light cannot escape me, what hope have you? Gets girls all the time
Last edited by Akkarin; Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:43am
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Tirigon Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:45am 
Originally posted by Sir Pootis TLB:
*corner a girl* If light cannot escape me, what hope have you? Gets girls all the time
That's funny, but it's more of a threat than a pick-up line so it doesn't really qualify.
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Phantom Assassin Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:49am 
Are you Medusa? Because you made me rock-hard!
#3
BEEN Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:53am 
Mind if I splitpush?
#4
Timeraider Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:56am 
You want to cyka my D?
#5
goka9696 Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:57am 
Originally posted by DonVitoCorleone:
Yo momma so fat when pudge hook her, she pulled pudge to herself.

10/10
#6
ChemicalBacon Dec 5, 2014 @ 7:59am 
BUY WARDS NOOP
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Tirigon Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:00am 
Originally posted by DonVitoCorleone:
Yo momma so fat when pudge hook her, she pulled pudge to herself.
That's not a pick-up line but a yo momma joke!

Still, you can probably do a lot with it... how about:

Your eyes are like Pudge - they pull me to you and then I 'm stunned.

Also, updating OP.



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Dank_Trainer Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:00am 
Too bad. I like redheads.
#9
Doopydooper Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:03am 
Thank you I got a girlfriend now
#10
The Bored Chairman Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:04am 
Originally posted by DonVitoCorleone:
Yo momma so fat when pudge hook her, she pulled pudge to herself.

Yo mamma's so fat, Earthshaker yells "Chaos Dunk" when ulti-ing.
#11
PADORU PADORU~~~ Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:09am 
for pheonix : SCREEE
#12
Си́нтез Dec 5, 2014 @ 8:55am 
Get yer rotors running!
C'mere you!
Turn and burn!
Ah, I wonder if you can do a barrel roll.

(Gyrocopter)
#13
MY DIET DR. KELP Dec 5, 2014 @ 9:28am 
Don't worry, I've almost won middle lane... I've been deep forest jungling.
#14
ChemicalBacon Dec 5, 2014 @ 9:47am 
Hey honey
How about you watch me get my 8 minute Midas in your Jungle? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
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