Progression locked behind bomberman and minesweeper

[DukeoftheHill]

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate you Valve. I spend over 100$ USD on skins and battlepasses for you to lock the progression and alternate styles behind ♥♥♥♥♥♥ demakes of games that bored me as an 8 year old

All I want is to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play DOTA. I don't want to play some lazy hack devs ♥♥♥♥♥♥ slop that you threw together overnight expecting it to pass as actual content

I'd literally pay more TO NOT PLAY these piece of ♥♥♥♥ minigames

If this is at all what the future of DOTA is going to hold, I have to say I'm 1000% done financially supporting this piece of ♥♥♥♥ game and probably Valve as a developer altogether, DOTA should never force the player to do anything other than play DOTA to make progress towards anything purchased in DOTA. Even a child could understand why such a thing is an insult to people that pay money TO PLAY DOTA

[chop chop]

dude. it takes like seconds to figure out how to play these games.

[DukeoftheHill]

Originally posted by chop chop:

dude. it takes like seconds to figure out how to play these games.

Don't care how long it takes, this isn't what I paid 100 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dollars for

If I wanted to play minesweeper most copies of windows come with it free

If I wanted to play bomberman I'd download and emulator and play it for free

I did it, I finished both, not because I wanted to but because I was forced to. It's lazy as ♥♥♥♥ to just copy paste another game into your game and pass it off as content.

And when I get to the point where it forces me to play Vampire Survivors in DOTA, I'll also complain about that, because I purchased and own Vampire Survivors and if I wanted to play Vampire Survivors, then guess what? THEN I'D ♥♥♥♥♥♥' LAUNCH VAMPIRE SURVIVORS


Edit: And yes I feel the same about the past acts ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minigames as well before you ask. Not one original thought behind a single one of them, all ♥♥♥♥♥♥ demakes of better games (none of which I want to play but they are better games) which is not only an insult to the consumer, but the people that originally made those games as well. If I were the Vampire Survivors dev I'd be particularly pissed, at least every other idea they stole didn't come out in the last 5 years

[Rabbit 🍌]

Originally posted by chop chop:

dude. it takes like seconds to figure out how to play these games.

Imagine hopping for aghs lab and getting mine sweeper lmao

[DukeoftheHill]

Originally posted by Rabbit:

Originally posted by chop chop:

dude. it takes like seconds to figure out how to play these games.

Imagine hopping for aghs lab and getting mine sweeper lmao

Pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ much. How hard is it to create an original DOTA related idea for the DOTA battlepass?

[tom blu]

So stop chasing meaningless pixels on a screen and just play dota.

[DukeoftheHill]

Originally posted by mf tom:

So stop chasing meaningless pixels on a screen and just play dota.

Yes, that's the point i'm making is that's what's about to happen if paying 100$ means being forced to play ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minigames bomberman and minesweeper

I'd actually rather have no new fancy pixels, keep what I have, keep my future money, and just play DOTA

This is the first time I can think of that they've ever locked pixels behind a non-dota-match unlock method. Jugg arcana didn't have that, Razor arcana didn't, Qop, WK, Earthshaker, etc all didn't, they all had unlock requirements achieved during matches

If minigames to unlock ♥♥♥♥ becomes the norm, I'm out

[get yo moneys up]

noone forced you to pay money for this game

[DukeoftheHill]

Originally posted by get yo moneys up:

noone forced you to pay money for this game

And no one forced them to make a dumb ♥♥♥♥ decision like changing the unlock method for Arcana styles after 10 years of it being fine and making sense. I'm not mad about any of the past money I spent, I'm certainly mad about this and it's reasonable to complain when they change things that have been the way they've been for a decade

[vongogh]

You don't have to beat every level in those mini games, I believe beat the first level and you can progress. They should not have put a timer on Minesweeper, calculate high score based on time spent instead, this way people could learn how to play.

[ʍolɟ ǝɥʇ ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ]

The vampire survivors one took the longest to get past. Just pick the knives