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Democracy is a liar sometimes.
We never got to vote on the new super president. What gives? I'm 90% sure our society has been subverted by squids in disguise.
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Dredd May 30 @ 2:43pm 
Your vote was automatically cast by our voter profile system which includes factors such as your age, height, eating habits, shoe size, preferred color, least favorite shade of orange, and Stratagem Hero score.
98.7 May 30 @ 2:46pm 
Originally posted by S.E.A.F. Dredd:
Your vote was automatically cast by our voter profile system which includes factors such as your age, height, eating habits, shoe size, preferred color, least favorite shade of orange, and Stratagem Hero score.

Sounds like some automaton bull**** to me partner. My friends didn't die face down in the muck on Malevelon Creek for this blatant racism.
Somepony May 30 @ 2:49pm 
It is managed democracy after all.
Sir Democracy officer, this one questions our MANAGED democracy!

Seriously, the whole joke in the lore is that a computersystem manages the votes for the people for "maximum efficency"
Last edited by Black_Fox; May 30 @ 4:31pm
Veg May 30 @ 4:41pm 
If its anything like the event itself than your vote wouldnt have changed the outcome anyway
Dredd May 30 @ 4:52pm 
Originally posted by 98.7:
Originally posted by S.E.A.F. Dredd:
Your vote was automatically cast by our voter profile system which includes factors such as your age, height, eating habits, shoe size, preferred color, least favorite shade of orange, and Stratagem Hero score.

Sounds like some automaton bull**** to me partner. My friends didn't die face down in the muck on Malevelon Creek for this blatant racism.
You want a bot toe? I'll get you a bot toe.

F****** amateurs.
Last edited by Dredd; May 30 @ 4:53pm
Aethrys May 30 @ 4:57pm 
OP what do you think managed democracy is?
GustavoM May 30 @ 6:51pm 
She may be a liar, but she lets us spread her all around the universe every single day. Which I'm completely fine with.
MANAGED democracy.
Orthane May 30 @ 7:57pm 
Originally posted by 98.7:
We never got to vote on the new super president. What gives? I'm 90% sure our society has been subverted by squids in disguise.
Managed Democracy ensures that a system that understands our ideology and beliefs better than us votes in our place with our opinions. People aren't political experts so letting them be swayed by lies told by candidates would be troublesome and cumbersome.

It also ensures that Democracy isn't burdened by the time it takes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ARIZONA TO COUNT THE VOTES
Last edited by Orthane; May 30 @ 7:58pm
Only Class-A+ Citizens can vote. Helldivers have no vote. We have given our vote to Command.
Orthane May 30 @ 8:03pm 
Originally posted by AoD_lexandro:
Only Class-A+ Citizens can vote. Helldivers have no vote. We have given our vote to Command.
Actually everyone gets a vote. You go to a voting booth, answer a questionnaire given by an AI and then that AI votes on behalf of you voting for the candidate that best suits your answers. Idk if you can hear it now but the Ship Master used to say something along the lines of "We have the most up to date Voting Voyager on board the Super Destroyer in case you were wondering how voting works up here"
Last edited by Orthane; May 30 @ 8:04pm
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