thedreddnought
Texas, United States
Level
34
Years of Service
700 XP
 
 
one fatty catty - Helldivers enthusiast
hmu, let's play - don't be a stranger!
Just shoot over a friend request if you're here for HD1 or HD2 - new players welcome! :)
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WELCOME TO TRAINING, RECRUIT!
If any of the following apply to you:
- You can't stop killing your squadmates with cluster bombs.
- You seem to always extract with a PATHETIC amount of samples.
- Chargers stomp you flat every time they show up.
- You don't know where to go or what to do.
- You love SUPER EARTH!*
...you've come to the right place!

We can teach you. You can learn. You will become a real HELLDIVER!**

IF YOU'RE NEW, WE WANT YOU!
*Loving SUPER EARTH is mandatory. Any indications or implications that there is any other state of being are unintentional and considered "seditious thoughts" which are the sole responsibility and fault of the reader. "Seditious thoughts," including those cognated from a nonexistent "unbiased" third-party perspective or potentially resulting from reading this disclaimer, are repugnant and illegal [18 S.E.C. § 2381] and by law [S.E.P.C. § 38.171] must be reported to the nearest Democracy Officer immediately. Reading this entire disclaimer is itself a violation [18 S.E.C. § 1924]. You have been reported. Stay where you are for collection.

**By reading or looking at up to the first letter in this sentence you are hereby agreeing to enlist in this training course [10 S.E.C. § 246]. Any rescindment requests should be Super Mailed to:

Av. Hipólito Yrigoyen 1849
Megaciudad 6
Súper Territorio de Buenos Aires
Súper Argentina

Please allow 12-18 months to receive your denial.
Favorite Game
HELLDIVERS™ 2
459
Hours played
31
Achievements
Achievement Progress   31 of 38
+26
Screenshots 17 Artwork 5 Review 1
Favorite Game
HELLDIVERS™
361
Hours played
35
Achievements
Achievement Progress   35 of 39
+30
Screenshots 5 Review 1
Screenshot Showcase
What the fuck kind of Clorox and Drain-O are they putting in these stimpacks?
10 4
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Recent Activity
55.4 hours past 2 weeks
459 hrs on record
last played on Jun 18
HELLDIVERS™ 2
Achievement Progress   31 of 38
+26
Screenshots 17 Artwork 5 Review 1
21 hrs on record
last played on Jun 17
DARK SOULS™: REMASTERED
Achievement Progress   9 of 41
+4
Screenshots 7
63 hrs on record
last played on Jun 15
Caves of Qud
Achievement Progress   19 of 140
+14
Review 1
Comments
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Slayér 11 hours ago 
Hoping to see you around HD2 sometime soon! :SpectreSmile:
madison Feb 28 @ 1:16am 
I saw your comment in the Helldivers 2 forum for context
madison Feb 28 @ 1:15am 
Just sending a friend request to a fellow Gnostic :)