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the game answers it as soon as you boot up the game.
training of a helldivers on average is sitting are 20% statistical completion.
patriotism is sitting at an mediocre 97% (undemocrated traitors call this one brainwashing)
survival rate is sitting at 21%
here's my take:
from the intro and stuff we get the information that the average age of a helldiver is around 18 years old, and they've willingly joined the helldivers, probably after watching the same PSA we do when we boot up the game (ran on TV or something).
the "training" you receive in the tutorial is the canonical training - quick, teaches you the bare minimum to drop down, shoot some bullets and die, and on a small field, which means that a lot of recruits can be "trained" in a short time and at the same time.
i've heard from other places of the internet that super earth was at peace for the last 100 years but never stopped recruiting new helldivers, so SE has just a gigantic stockpile of frozen helldivers to call on.
also, from the contract at the end of the tutorial we can gleam a few other things, most notably that if ahelldiver dies, his equipment goes to the next helldiver.
therefore, a canonical helldiver's "carreer" is that a boy or girl grows up on watching war propaganda, and therefore wants to join the helldivers and be a hero.
they go to their local military branch as soon as they become 18 years old and signs up, then they get shipped to mars for their short "training".
after completing the training, they get frozen for an indeterminate amount of time, and when their time to fight comes, they just get dropped on a planet into a horde of enemies and die almost immediately.
there is a reason that people say "the average life expectancy of a helldiver is roughly two minutes."
also, helldivers are "the last line of offense", mainly deployed behind enemy lines far inside enemy territory to disrupt enemy operations, so the SEAF (super earth armed forces, basically main military) can advance easier.
So the higher ups created the Automatons (hi-tech AI) and even the Terminids (mutations of insects),
Then use these to "invade" our planets, and keep sending very expendable helldivers to "fight" the enemies of Super-Earth and Democracy.
I don't think we are clones, based on one thing alone, and that is: You can set your voice to random every time you spawn in, sometimes a feminine voice, other times a masculine.
And you can change your body-type as well.
True but the things we go over are just basic. Aiming? Reloads? Stratagems? Melee? Self care?
It lines up way to well.
Report to the democracy officer immediately.
lol
would your ability to reload a gun not be apart of this?
All of which sounds like a COMPLETE version of CCP Game's DUST 514, and still fits nicely into Helldivers' universe of how the government would send out their "Elites" of war, with General Brasch as our spokesman.
People playing below 7 are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥