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Beware the pudding that goes boom
it gets easier translating after memorizing the rune shapes and sounding it out in your head, but my handwriting still gets hella messy as to be expected :3
the hoodie has the generic "Ruin Seeker" and "Secret Legend" all over it , although the design is pretty awesome
but the merchant one is way cooler with lots of different merchant related tropes and easter eggs , here's all of them excluding the repeats
starting from the top, left to right
cash only
no refunds
all sales final
look with your eyes, not with your paws
tipping encouraged
shopping please
buy somethin' will ya? (earthbound)
they're masterworks, all (dragon's dogma)
whadda'ya' buyin'? (resident evil 4)
no discounts
you break it you buy it
caveat emptor
left side, top to bottom
exact change only
99.99% of Russians on Steam are all scammers and cheaters anyways.
And when devs translate games into Russian. The second they allow the game to be purchasable in Russia, they start to receive a huge amount of sales from stolen credit cards that the devs have to refund to their banks and lose more money with each transaction in the process.
This is sadly extremely common for some reason.