How to use a dildo?

[KindPsychopath]

So my girl usually drinks all the alcohol she can find and decided to get a max size boob job at the surgeon, in the hope that the traders will give her a discount. After mixing mushrooms and whiskey she passed out for some time while buying a fishing rod and some bait. The fishing trader seemed really friendly.

Later when she was ploughing the garden, she got had to answer the call of nature and thought doing a poo over the potatoes would be free fertilizer, since she does not live near a farm.

A big 1.5kg dildo popped out that is almost as long as medieval sword. Now I'm not sure if the fishing trader gave her a spare rod while she was passed out, but having only 1 intelligence she is struggling to figure out how to use it. Putting it on a spear or using it as arrow head, would probably ruin it and its at 100% condition, so she just wants to know how to use it for intented purpurse?

[eNVy]

YMMD

[marktkm]

The spear and arrows are options for the prudes. It's actual intended purpose is...to melee people with. (Preferably in the head.)

EN GARDE !!!

[smokey57]

Originally posted by marktkm:

The spear and arrows are options for the prudes. It's actual intended purpose is...to melee people with. (Preferably in the head.)

EN GARDE !!!

OMG, i'm bleeding inuendoes! Need sterile bandages, quick... feeling faint... <plop>

[Urbanmojo]

Find a quiet corner of the map and explore

[Beda]

It is used to assert dominance on the server. The rest you figure out.

[FuBar]

you gotta be kidding me, unbelievable, your name fits you well op