Killed because you need to defecate

[.:Nicht die Mama:.]

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

[Zulfo_DK]

Originally posted by IThinkISmellWizzards:

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

That's the whole point of the digestion system in the game!

Keep an eye on youe metabo's and make sure that you "defecate" before you are forced to, and make sure you are not sick so you involuntaryly start sh*tting yourself :)

[g unit]

Originally posted by IThinkISmellWizzards:

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

No it isn't. You're supposed to plan for it, being killed while defacating means that that system matters and can kill you. If that system couldn't kill you, then it wouldn't matter. Simple.

[¦•Ðëam☺n ♣ §☻L•¦]

Originally posted by IThinkISmellWizzards:

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

realism

kinda like how everyone goes through their day untill they ♥♥♥♥ their pants and proclaim "why oh why didnt my body tell me I needed a toilet"

short answer: game feature is fine, you just need toilet training

[BushiNeko]

chuckle...
as a former soldier lemme tell you. It's not uncommon to need to crap in a firefight. The norm is to tend to that as often as you can, or let it loose in your pants.
The infantry have a term. "MonkeyButt".
I myself once caught a Tali' taking a dump. Didnt shoot him of course, but the easiest capture ever.
EDIT: I should add. Remember fight or flight. It's conditioned. The more rookie you are, the greater in RL the chance to crap yourself. Later you tend to clench that up. :P

[Rincewind]

Just poop in your pants and worry about it later.

Atleast thats what the game should let you do. The whole locking you into an animation deal is not so cool.

[BushiNeko]

Originally posted by Rincewind:

Just poop in your pants and worry about it later.

Atleast thats what the game should let you do. The whole locking you into an animation deal is not so cool.

Id agree... save that without any other consequence available for failing to tend to biz b4 hand.. it's the best way to handle it. OP just got the bad luck of hitting the MADE TO DROP TROUSER animation at the worst time.

[.:Nicht die Mama:.]

Thats exacly what i thought. Its okay ive you have to found a new pants after this but noone would start to defecate in a battle.

[DC]

lol some of these topics are a laugh hehe.

[.:Nicht die Mama:.]

And sorry you both guys

Originally posted by ZB:

Originally posted by IThinkISmellWizzards:

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

No it isn't. You're supposed to plan for it, being killed while defacating means that that system matters and can kill you. If that system couldn't kill you, then it wouldn't matter. Simple.

Originally posted by ▓¦•Ðëam☺n ♣ §☻L•¦▓:

Originally posted by IThinkISmellWizzards:

It is absolutely stupid that you starting to defecate in pvp I dont know exactly because i wasnt ever fighting for my life but i think if you shot at one guy and you need to defecate you wont turn off your pants and start to defecate. I dont get it. Please please patch this very fast because it killed this game for me and ill take my money back.

realism

kinda like how everyone goes through their day untill they ♥♥♥♥ their pants and proclaim "why oh why didnt my body tell me I needed a toilet"

short answer: game feature is fine, you just need toilet training

but ive you shoot at one how is staying right infront of you and after the first two bullets you decide to defecate sorry buys your realism is a little bit creepy like realism in twighlight with this shiny vampires

[Scub]

Pretend you are hiding your doodel in a place as if no one will ever find it. I also enjoyed this thread as it appears to be someone who was killed while making their doodel and now wants their money back. :D

[FangusKlot]

Yeah devs, c'mon, let us sh!t our pants so we can focus on gunfight more. We can worry about poop later, by taking a swim and cleaning that dirty butt. Just kidding tho. Game is good as it is now. You have to check your metabolism often to avoid these situations.

[.:Nicht die Mama:.]

Boys i think you dont get it i know abozt the metabolism stats but thats not the point. Ive you have to doodel (thats the best word ive ever heard :D) then i wont doodel rigth in front of the guy who wants to kill me i think your adrenaline is so high in that moment that everything else is secondary. And i dont want my money back i got my money back ;)

[Atreau]

Well isn't this just a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ situation. :)

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So a survivalgame that turns players into carb, fats and sugar experts... funny :)

[Lufka]

well thats some funny ♥♥♥♥, glad didnt buy this game