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Jonny Vegas has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 2:46am

Favorite enemy quotes?

Call me weird, but hearing a Goliath randomly say "HOW ARE YOU?!?" strikes me as hilerious.

As well as a Midgits "So cold... So cold..."
On that note, is it just me, or are the Migits much more awesome this time?

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Ivara Ara

Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:07am

The shirtless men ''I have the need.....THE NEED TO SEED!''

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Nosbox

Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:13am

The pilot in buzzards yelling the notes of "Flight of the Valkyries" as they fly by. I thought it was hilarious!

Last edited by Nosbox; Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:15am

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Internet_Hero has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:30am

It'd have to be the midgets saying in their high pitched voice "So cold... So cold..." genuinely makes me feel sorry for them, lol.

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craftyard2677 has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:34am

"Die! I guess..."

#19

SOS_lurbib has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 5:58am

Loaders will some time say first law disabled which is a robot may not harm a human

#20

Flozem

Oct 13, 2012 @ 7:06am

"Cheater!"

#21

CarlinFan

Oct 13, 2012 @ 7:08am

Originally posted by Wolfgrey666:
"The cakes we were going to bake!"

Just wanted to post that one! Had to pause the game to have an unabridged laughing fit.

#22

Fox in a cowboy hat has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 9:46am

The psycos say something about "Puppet theatre!" but I never really caught the whole quote, lol

#23

[ScrN]Dr. Jan Itor has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 10:03am

" tell my wife...she's a b!ch "

#24

Joel

Oct 13, 2012 @ 10:06am

Don't think I really have a fav but I do get a laugh when you kill one of the midgets & it's a kind of a whimper "here lays midge midge" Although maybe you guys can help me I have been trying to figure out what one of the melee psychos says it starts off something like "I like my victims like I like my coffee... in ?????" subtitles doesn't pick up what he says & I assume I'm wrong but in my mind (sick as it may be) it finished the quote as "I like my victims like I like my coffee... in the butt"

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[CA]deusex2 has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 10:17am

I laugh every time when marauder shouts,"I get to respawn!" in a happy voice, after my turret mows him down:)

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Kelloggs

Oct 13, 2012 @ 10:58am

"Pluto is not a planet!!!! "

This is the one that made me laugh the most... hahah...

I mean...way to break the 4th wall LOL...

Also... I love when the Robots say
"First law.... Deactivate"

(It's a reference for Asimov's laws of robotics.... the 1st law states that a robot should never harm a human being)

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txh0881

Oct 13, 2012 @ 11:00am

"I'll make a coat out of you"

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Jonny Vegas has Borderlands 2

Oct 13, 2012 @ 11:48am

Originally posted by kvedran:
Originally posted by //AustriA\\ Emke:
"Butt Stallion says Hello!" :D
hahahahahahh yeah :D and how did butt stalion manage to make those horse noises if he's made out of diamond? O.o

Jack tells you it's an actual horse. Assuming it's skin and organs are functional and made of diamond. Also, don't rule out that it could be a robot or part robot.

I'm dissapointed i didn't see Butt Stallion at the end.

Last edited by Jonny Vegas; Oct 13, 2012 @ 11:49am

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