Favorite Borderlands 2 Quote

[Goose]

so after the 66% off of boderlands 2 game came out, more people must have bought it. so i m just wandering what are your favorite borderlands 2 quote? mines said by boom- LIGHT THE FUSES ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!!

[Grimwolf]

"All the ladies say Scooter is the fastest ride in town! Catch a riiiii- Oh, I just insulted myself..." - Scooter

[Mr.Dr.Prof.Pham]

"STIRP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUNDS!" -Random psycho

[DrumAce]

"THAT SENTENCE HAS TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!"

From the Beginning cut scene of Torgue's Campign

Or the first quest he gives in Tiny Tina's campign to blow up the Blimps

"BECAUSE REASONS!"

[Detestable Geohound]

Цитата допису Gator13 (no sound):

"CATCH A GUN! ugh...im never doing that again..." --Marcus Kincaid

This one is one of the best, but I rarely get to hear it.

When one of the flying bandits yells the theme of Ride of the Valkiries I laugh.

I'm surprised no one mentioned these Handsome Jack quotes


"Oh where the hell is -- I had a violin somewhere, I was gonna play it all sarcastically --♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. It was gonna be awesome. BLAKE! Where's a bloody violin?"

"Alright, sweet, sweet. Found it! Alright. This is a song for Mordecai's stupid bird. in E....*plays violin badly* Alright screw you, it woulda been hilarious if I'd found it earlier. Shut up."

[A Slipstream Sloth]

When you bring Krieg to the Tiny Tina DLC, right after Tina says "And it kinda smells like butts and dead people". Instead of saying "This place kinda smells like butts and dead people" like the other characters, he says in a weird voice..."SMELLS LIKE HOOOOME!"

[Torovak]

Even though Pisotn was a total douche my favorite line has always been, "How many pecs do you have? TWO?! I HAVE THIRTEEEN!"

[Gerbilios]

LOOK AT ME WHEN I STARE AT YOU!!!!!! -Psychos
I AM NOT A CHEATER, THEY'RE TACTICS -Piston
I will punch him -Brick
Butt stallion -Handsome Jack

[MattaClark]

Hyperion U-Station: “Permanent death? Schmermanent...schmeath.”

[yeeyoh]

Цитата допису Gerbilios:

LOOK AT ME WHEN I STARE AT YOU!!!!!! -Psychos
I AM NOT A CHEATER, THEY'RE TACTICS -Piston
I will punch him -Brick
Butt stallion -Handsome Jack

Yeah Bricks quotes are great..."Like what is with these small people... We are just going to Crash their Heads in.... What's with all the talking !?" You know to sum them up.
Of course comically enough in the first game I played with mostly white or Purple weapons.... There was less talk of all this Best colour gun stuff before "Internet connection required," gaming....
Still though ask a friend... Get a Bee Shield... Save that Robot A.I. in the side mission and get the sheild that talks to you..... Do some weird stuff, play with an adaptive shield that works excelllent through most of the game till you get to the near end of the game... Untill finally you get a Bee sheild instead of going for the legendary adaptive shield, the "Neogenator"
http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/Borderlands_2
This game Rocks and as Tiny Tina would say,"______________, ______________," Boom -Ditti... thought you where going to get me there...... Oh by the way I try turning down to zero the game music and Playing music that better matches the Map.... Like Iron Maiden to Some people or Kate Bush to others.

[Swoosh]

claptrap: STAIRS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cehes]

Цитата допису Swoosh:

claptrap: STAIRS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah ! that one !

[Brand New Thumb]

runnin,runnin,runnin, i'm runnin over here, run,run,run,run,run

[starlite-decay]

I was particularly fond of Jack's d-baggery. "[while audibly eating] My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds." Buttstallion. <3

[Sonic Steven]

If I HAD to pick a particular one, I'd go with Claptrap's little speech on Episode 17 as mentioned above. I love pretty much all the quotes though, always make me smile.

[jOda][Captain]

Цитата допису Swoosh:

claptrap: STAIRS?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah! My Favorite too.