Feel the sting of my passive aggression!

[fleetstdemon]

EXPLOSIONS?

I SMELL DELICIOUS!!!

Whats your favourite Borderlands 2 quote?

[ApeWithPC]

I miss my midget...

[Poppi !!]

When my Siren says, " uh, slag " in total disgust. Always makes me smile.

[davidinlondon]

So many to choose from..... "numbers numbers numbers, math math math" cos I've just started gaige.... but in general I think I'd go for "I smell delicious" from rats as they burn to death! :)

[Memoria of Silenti]

"That's right, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!"

Violent Marauder: "Who the HELL is Mushy snugglebites?!?!"

[Memoria of Silenti]

Forgot one.....

***SPOILER ALERT***

Claptrap: You hear that, Handsome Jack? I am going to TEABAG YOUR CORPSE!

[dARE]

"What's-your-name! NOOOO!!"

[StrikeForce]

THAT SENTANCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES APOLOGISE!!!!

[FreFlo [TTV]]

Not a quote, just Maya laughing when she multi kills. It's sooo good.

[NewTroll]

Both my fiance and I's favorite line...
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=191449437
courtesy of WaxxFetish

[Sirius]

Originally posted by Brimstone:

"That's right, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!"

Violent Marauder: "Who the HELL is Mushy snugglebites?!?!"

I almost wet myself the first time I heard that ingame.

There are really too many awesome lines.
ATM, my favs are:
Claptraps instructions for his "Welcome Home" party ("OMG! What is that, MOTOROIL?")

And, serious spoiler:
Jacks messages after he killed Blodwing. You know, "I had a Violin somewhere, I was going to play it all sarcastically..." And then when he finds it.

Rofled pretty hard with those, too.

And, and this may be my warped and juvenile sense of humour, "Buttstallion" cracks me up every time I start a new character and listen to Jack's explanations.

[Bernie Wetfartz]

midget lover

[Pewpewmoar]

Hyperion Engineer on dying:

"Tell my wife....she's a ♥♥♥♥♥"

And the one that made me have to pause the game the first time I heard it, from a bandit psycho:

"O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue."

All while running at you- took me a while before I was able to hear the entire quote:)

[NewTroll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgvRyrGiThU

[JellyPuff]

there are so many funny quotes, but i guess this one takes the cake:

Originally posted by lackadaisical slapstick Marauder:

"huh? ...is that a grenade?"

*boom*

btw, since i bought the DLC's, i've heard many new quotes i've never heard before in the main game...do the DLC's add a new variety of quotes? like a marauder who quotes "Breaking Bad" with "I am the one, who knocks!".

[fleetstdemon]

I heard this one going into the Southpaw Steam & Power. It was one of those "wtf did i just hear?" moments that Borderland is great for:

Bandit/Psycho 1: I can still taste her lovely sweat-box, she fed me such tears of ecstasy!

Bandit/Psycho 2: Liar! I ripped out her bumpy tummy and her hot screams were for me!

Bandit/Psycho 1: NO! Mommy bled for us both! She bled for us both!

I've also just finished Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage.
I couldn't stop laughing at some of the things Mr. Torgue would hit out with. I thought his character was hilarious!

Here's some of my favorites from Mr. Torgue:
"Yeah i know i should've got the sponsors set up ahead of time, but i was too busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie! You're probably wondering who was wearing the bolo tie!
Me or the shark?!
Answer: YES!"

"Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma, but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. It took SEVERAL hours..."

Also, talking about Piston:
"Is it just me or does it seem like he's gonna betray the ♥♥♥♥ outta you?"

And with Moxxi:
Moxxi: "Ladies and gents, we're nearly ready for Flyboy and the Vault Hunter to face off!"

Mr. Torgue: "HEY! Get off my echo lady!
I only let you co-host as a one time deal!

Moxxi: "Sorry, Torgue, but I'm much better at doing the...blow-by-blow commentaries for these fights."

Mr. Torgue: "Big deal... I can use innuendo too:
Tonight's fight is between Flyboy and the Vault Hunter... BLOWJOBS!"

Funny as hell! Gearbox did some job with the dialogue.