So, how old is Moxxi anyway? Anyone know? 60 something?

[davidb11]

Scooter looks like he may be well over 40, but let's say he's 40, so, if Moxxi had him when she was 21, she would be 61 years old.


She's been married quite a few times, including to the Konami Code, :P, but did they ever hint at her age?
I'm generally curious if there's been any hint or indication of how old she is.
I'm banking in the distant future human lifespans have increased significantly.
Or she has a painting of herself looking much older in the attic of her house. Like Dorian Gray.

Any thoughts/guesses?
I'm not exactly expecting the quote from Death from Supernatural, "I'm old, Dean." as her age. :)

[WaxxFetish]

Originally posted by |x|Sirius|x|:

[Edit] Also, just noticed: Vegas. So, let's be generous, 60% plastic? haha.

That better ! you'd know that what you're buying in is gonna last :D

Plastic or not, credit where it's due: ladies where not cheesing it off at the local gym.

[davidb11]

Hehe. A lot of women look good even at 50. Has anyone here watched Law and Order SVU?
Mariska Harkitay just turned 50, and she's still good looking. Although, her face does have the lines aging curses you with.

[MonitorMJ]

Moxxi is probably in her mid to late 40s. She likely had Scooter and Ellie around 15 or 16 years old considering she is a sexual deviant. Puts Scooter and ellie around 30.

45-50 is accurate imo

[davidb11]

I don't know, the line from Borderlands 1 stated she's trying to look 40, which is not something you do when you're only 45. :)
It's something women probably care more about when they're 50 or so.
I still think it's surprising how old Scooter looks to me, but 30 does seem probably right.

[bubbacho]

Originally posted by davidb11:

I don't know, the line from Borderlands 1 stated she's trying to look 40, which is not something you do when you're only 45. :)
It's something women probably care more about when they're 50 or so.
I still think it's surprising how old Scooter looks to me, but 30 does seem probably right.

Life is hard in Pandora and hard livin' adds age. From the look of Scooter it looks like he's been there and back one time too many.

[Sirius]

Originally posted by bubbacho:

Life is hard in Pandora and hard livin' adds age. From the look of Scooter it looks like he's been there and back one time too many.

And he probably rarely had someone to take some third degree burns for him when he
needed it most, lol. Also, the sun can seriously mess up your skin.

Catch-A-Buuuuuurn!

[roug3lement]

Spread the lard!

[Anomander]

Ellie - age around 20 (in B2)
Scooter - age around 22 (27 in B2)
let's say that she was pregnant around 17/18 = 40/41

So I guess that Moxxi is around 40/41 years old in B1
and 45/46 in B2

[davidb11]

Well, that was a nice resurrection of a thread. Almost a full year. :)

Neither Scooter and Ellie look like they're early 20s, so I'd like to know if there's any evidence of that.
Not to mention, General Knox's line about her trying and failing to look 40.

I'd be surprised beyond words if she's only in her early 40s.

Thanks for the resurrection. :P

[Kawalorn]

Originally posted by davidb11:

Well, that was a nice resurrection of a thread. Almost a full year. :)

Neither Scooter and Ellie look like they're early 20s, so I'd like to know if there's any evidence of that.
Not to mention, General Knox's line about her trying and failing to look 40.

I'd be surprised beyond words if she's only in her early 40s.

Thanks for the resurrection. :P

Knoxx says she's trying NOT to look 40, aka that means she is around 40.

[Eat3n]

Well, she could have been a bit of a ♥♥♥♥♥ in her younger years and had a kid really young like 13-16. Or, I mean she was part of a serious Redneck clan for a bit, those people don't get the reputation for "marrying in the family" from nowhere...

[davidb11]

Originally posted by Kawalorn:

Originally posted by davidb11:

Well, that was a nice resurrection of a thread. Almost a full year. :)

Neither Scooter and Ellie look like they're early 20s, so I'd like to know if there's any evidence of that.
Not to mention, General Knox's line about her trying and failing to look 40.

I'd be surprised beyond words if she's only in her early 40s.

Thanks for the resurrection. :P

Knoxx says she's trying NOT to look 40, aka that means she is around 40.

Huh, that's weird, no one corrected me until now? one year later?
That's awkward.

But yeah, that would make sense now that I think about it.

My bad, people!
Still, we need to let this topic die. It started over a year ago. :)