What is your favorite Borderlands 2 quote?

[Zeubs]

mine is "THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALL SPHINCORS" (dunno/dont care how to spell that)

[Poppi !!]

" Don't let her bite you Brick. She get's a tatste for blood and we're all finished. "

Tina Tina being forced to eat afore mentioned salad.

[Skyrnir]

My siren is named Brick and she is the prettiest!

[Poro]

oh bloody hell! -when sir hammerlock sees claptrap in his big game hunt dlc

[Humpypants]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM7hLzhAdD8

this entire video

[Memoria of Silenti]

For me? "I'M BACK ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!"

[Minor Poobah Shu]

"My siren's name is Brick, and she is the prettiest"
-Brick

[Zeubs]

Originally posted by Queen Butt Stallion:

"My siren's name is Brick, and she is the prettiest"
-Brick

2pretty4me

[GrimDaReaper]

Originally posted by Wolf:

Originally posted by Queen Butt Stallion:

"My siren's name is Brick, and she is the prettiest"
-Brick

2pretty4me

spooky pretty brick man

[Panic Emoji]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51KQ64YmCxg Best quote

[Auditore]

Buttstalion says Hello- Handsome Jack

[DemonicSquid]

Clap-Trap talking about having a party when you get to Sanctuary...

"We’re near Sanctuary, minion. You go on ahead -- tell the locals what we’ll require for my “welcome back” party. I’ll stay in here and give ‘em time to get what we need. Number one: ladies. Obvious. Number two: dudes. But hideous ones. we’re talkin’ morbidly obese, we’re talkin’ body odor, we’re talkin’ acne scars. The ladies’ll take one look at these uggos and BAM! I start lookin’ pretty good! Suddenly, it’s not, “ew, get away from me you pervy little robot, you’re creeping me out, why are you crying, I didn’t even know robots could cry, look, if I give you a hug will you stop crying, alright, but keep that disc tray inside, OH GOD WHAT IS THIS, MOTOR OIL?” It’ll be more like, “Claptrap, rescue me from these uggos and hump my leg,” which I WILL. Number three: we’ll need booze, in case that other stuff doesn’t work. Number four: streamers. Number fi-- are you writing all this down? Minion? Are you even-- you even here? Still? Lonely."

[Demonite]

Axton (female voice): Oh soldier you're so great!

Axton: Aw, c'mon lady. I'm not THAT cool!

[Jacob]

"I'm legally obligated to tell you that I ain't a real doctor."
-Dr. Zed

[GB EX]

My personal favorite atm has got to be:

"That sentence had too many syllables! APOLOGIZE!!!"
~ Mr. Torgue

[Gaboon Viper]

Originally posted by DJ Xsafro:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4GWJTzchY

Dyyaaaam! That was one long winded "Pyscho" ! His gravely voice mad my throat hurt!

Viper