Borderlands 2

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Goon God Feb 21, 2024 @ 6:31pm
borderlands movie has kevin hart playing roland wallahi im finished
the sellout is crazy gearbox makin 0 money and they got a 33 year old woman to play tina and what looks like a woman who is 2 packs of cigs away from needing a electrolarynxe to speak for lilith what the ♥♥♥♥?
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Arid Drifter Feb 24, 2024 @ 12:37am 
Originally posted by Jollykringle:
Roland is a tall, muscular, no-nonsense leader.

Kevin Hart is a short, muscular, all-nonsense comedian.

... this movie is going to bomb.
they should have gotten younger actors... also the best roland would be the actual voice actor for Roland from borderlands 2.
Arid Drifter Feb 24, 2024 @ 12:38am 
Originally posted by Morghy:
Man I laughed so hard the whole trailer. This movie is gonna be so bad. Think it is gonna be even worse then Borderlands 3 story. lol
this... the story is that tiny tina is the daughter of atlas ceo and she gets kidnapped by bandits... sigh lmao
Casurin Feb 24, 2024 @ 1:00am 
Cause somebody falsely claimed that now everybody should be old....
This is about BL1, Roland is still alive... so it can not be after BL2, let alone after BL3.
Tina at this point is not even 13 yet.... yes 13. That was her official age in BL2.
Wiesshund Feb 24, 2024 @ 3:28am 
Originally posted by Nakos:
That said, I personally would have cast Colleen Clinkenbeard in the role .... ya know?
VOice YES!
Body, eh kinda not

Well, clearly it's an "adaptation" of the first game (them hunting a Vault, and Roland being alive and all).
Can't be really, Tina is not 13, she is somewhere in her mid 20's or so
But i mean the story could be something totally alt.
Hard to say

Well ... again, this is meant to be an "adaptation" of the first game, but just as a point of order, Colleen Clinkenbeard is actually 43.

Honestly, i sort of doubt it, at least not a literal adaptation.
Can not say anything for sure obviously without seeing the movie
It give the impression of a movie *based* on the Borderlands Universe
off in some alternate future time line or something.

Heh maybe Roland got stuck on some Hyperion cryo/stasis thingy
and someone fixed him LoL, some crap from the zombie island LOL

And Colleens voice would be great, so would the girl who originally voiced Tina
But i don't think she would do well in the action scenes?

No one is asking the important question though
What are the loot drops like?

Anyways some people are just totally stupid, dont like the movie, dont watch it move on
rather than having it live rent free in your head.

Makes more sense than hoping people die, or their children die or they become bankrupt
or horribly injured etc.

Should see some of the off steam discussions. :steamfacepalm:
More worrying than a badly made movie.
Last edited by Wiesshund; Feb 24, 2024 @ 3:28am
Inixus Feb 24, 2024 @ 4:33am 
Tiny Tina and Roland?, more like Tina and Tiny Roland, miscommunication?...

There are guns that are taller then Kevin Hart... (great actor perhaps, but imposing he is not)
Wiesshund Feb 24, 2024 @ 4:36am 
Originally posted by Inixus:
Tiny Tina and Roland?, more like Tina and Tiny Roland, miscommunication?...

There are guns that are taller then Kevin Hart... (great actor perhaps, but imposing he is not)

There is some shrinkage during resurrection, it's a known side effect
kukuhimanpr Feb 24, 2024 @ 5:34am 
watching borderlands movie just for the loot... yea right... we don't play the characters in the movie, we don't even own them and the loots they have.

i guess people would watch the movie either hoping for at least decent acting and stories, or just for stupid fun, or just to review it for their jobs or hobbies. ideally the movie should have been able to at least somewhat appease all the watcher categories above while trying to stay true to the franchise's original borderlands spirit.

but the strange choice of casting and really convoluted development hell cycle distracts and confuse everyone just as the official trailer was released. not a good first impression.

but eh. whatever. i'll just stick to making my own borderlands headcanon like so many borderlands fans that were really disappointed with the story direction the franchise has gone after b2 era.
Randy Pitchford has being macking the rounds this days on interviews talking about the movie. Apparently this is not suppose to be B1 or B2, this is an adaptation and the start of the Borderlands Cinematic Universe... yes, this guy is being real. In theory this is just the first movie, it has some of the game character, the next movie may be full of original characters and only have a few game cameos... Randy really thinks they are gonna make several movies withing this new version of the Borderlands universe.

So yeah, another dilusional excecutive dreaming of reaching the success of the MCU, which is not a success any more. I don´t understand why movie excecutives or anyone like Andy chasing a franchise of their own don´t realise that after Infinity War it´s done. People are tired of cinematic universe attempts, we are tired of multiverses, or sagas or anything... people just want movies to be back to be at least acceptable and entertain you for 2 hours, nobody is asking for 3 hours sh*t fests that only exist to boost the next part of the "M&M and cinematic universe alternative reality where there´s a post-credit scene promising a crossover with the transformers and beverly hills cop"..
Nakos Feb 24, 2024 @ 6:15am 
Originally posted by Wiesshund:
Originally posted by Nakos:
That said, I personally would have cast Colleen Clinkenbeard in the role .... ya know?
VOice YES!
Body, eh kinda not

Enh ... sure, she looks like an ordinary person, but hey, if they can make Samuel L. Jackson and Michael Douglas look like they're in their 30's again, then they could CGI Colleen Clinkenbeard to look a bit more like an "action hero" too.

And even if they couldn't... I'd still rather see her do the role.

(Not that my opinion is going to carry any weight there of course, that die is already cast).

Originally posted by Wiesshund:
Can't be really, Tina is not 13, she is somewhere in her mid 20's or so
But i mean the story could be something totally alt.
Hard to say

I don't think Tina's apparent age means much. She's one of the support roles. I think they just decided that having her actually be 13 would be a leetttle too creepy. As someone else said (might have been RadioWaveHero?) I think the executives saw people cosplaying as Tina at conventions and said "Oh! Stick in that character, she's popular!"

I think it's pretty pointless to try to actually fit it into the timeline of the games, but if we're actually going to use game canon to try to analyze it, do bear in mind, Roland died when Tina was 13. There's no way a 20-something year old Tina and Roland would be in the same story if we're actually looking at what the games said.

Originally posted by Wiesshund:
No one is asking the important question though
What are the loot drops like?

Heh... fair point. Don't think they'll get into that though.
Last edited by Nakos; Feb 24, 2024 @ 6:16am
Nakos Feb 24, 2024 @ 6:24am 
Originally posted by Space is the Place:
Randy Pitchford has being macking the rounds this days on interviews talking about the movie. Apparently this is not suppose to be B1 or B2, this is an adaptation and the start of the Borderlands Cinematic Universe... yes, this guy is being real. In theory this is just the first movie, it has some of the game character, the next movie may be full of original characters and only have a few game cameos... Randy really thinks they are gonna make several movies withing this new version of the Borderlands universe.

I'm sure Randy still owns some Gearbox stock, but do bear in mind, he's not in charge anymore. They're currently owned by the Embracer Group (who actually bought the company just for these movie rights).

Originally posted by Space is the Place:
So yeah, another dilusional excecutive dreaming of reaching the success of the MCU, which is not a success any more.

The actual producer is Avi Arad, who was actually one of the key producers for a lot of the Marvel movies (including some of the MCU ones).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avi_Arad
Originally posted by Nakos:
The actual producer is Avi Arad, who was actually one of the key producers for a lot of the Marvel movies (including some of the MCU ones).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avi_Arad

I´ve seen people saying this a lot, and I´m afraid it´s a little bit of miswording.

Avi Arad had all the power and Kevin Feige´s job during Raimi´s Spiderman, Synger´s X-men, Blade and everything Sony and Fox prior to Disney. But his involvement in the MCU proper (Iron Man and the very early "indie" ones, the Disney ones and so forth) was extremelly limited from the go, and Kevin Feige did not liked Arad and was constantly asking for him to be removed. The only movies from the MCU he has any involvement are the Sony Tom Hololand´s spiderman and the first Iron Man, and not as excecutive Producer, just regular Producer, meaning he earned money from those movies, but had no voice in the creative process.

His involvement in the MCU was not "key", it´s actually quite insignificant and irrelevant, as it´s his relationships this days with Marvel. Kevin Feige doesn´t like him, Joe Quesada doesn´t like him, Disney CEO doesn´t like him, and there are many many many interviews over the years with directors, Marvel artists and what not claiming precisely that, that Ari used to say he was responsible for every Marvel movie when in reality that´s just a falacy. He was a key excecutive producer and producer for all Marvel adaptation from the 80s to the early 00s, but that´s it, his mayor contribution to Marvel was during the animation explosion of the 90s, in those indeed he was trully key.
Star-Lord Feb 24, 2024 @ 7:33am 
People taking fictional characters way too seriously. Also, Tiny Tinas actress was 13 when they filmed the movie, genius.
Arid Drifter Feb 24, 2024 @ 8:26am 
Originally posted by Star-Lord:
People taking fictional characters way too seriously. Also, Tiny Tinas actress was 13 when they filmed the movie, genius.
shill harder
Wiesshund Feb 24, 2024 @ 1:21pm 
Originally posted by Nakos:
I don't think Tina's apparent age means much. She's one of the support roles. I think they just decided that having her actually be 13 would be a leetttle too creepy. As someone else said (might have been RadioWaveHero?) I think the executives saw people cosplaying as Tina at conventions and said "Oh! Stick in that character, she's popular!"

I think it's pretty pointless to try to actually fit it into the timeline of the games, but if we're actually going to use game canon to try to analyze it, do bear in mind, Roland died when Tina was 13. There's no way a 20-something year old Tina and Roland would be in the same story if we're actually looking at what the games said.

If they picked Tina by popularity, it would be the homicidal 13 year old with the infectious hook lines.

Which is not as remotely creepy as a whole lot of other big films.
Nothing really creepy at all about Tina, just dont piss the kid off LoL.

I do not think the movie is intended to be game cannon at all though.
kukuhimanpr Feb 24, 2024 @ 2:45pm 
theyll' probably reuse the overused "TEH MULTIVERSES" plot device again as the only reason why the movie story and characters casts are so different from the og borderlands games.

movie adaptation sucks? BECAUSE ITS MULTIVERSES

heroes and villains swapping roles? BECAUSE ITS MULTIVERSES

character race swapping and genderbending? BECAUSE ITS MULTIVERSES

favorite character dies and suddenly being replaced by weird clones of them in the story?BECAUSE ITS MULTIVERSES

in multiverses stories, theres a lot of room for lazy and inconsistent writing. making it seems like what the characters and their stories are doing being ultimately pointless in the end because the writers can just pull random ♥♥♥♥♥ from THE MULTIVERSES to deus ex machina'd the problems, duct-tape the plot holes or force insert your typical social politics agenda requests from the sponsors conveniently without much effort.

its very rare that writers will do much effort and brainstorming to make consistent multiverses time travel stories with intriguing characters and alternate versions of themself. i think multiverses concept could have its place in lulzy spinoff semi-non canon iterations... but it would be really confusing and inconsistent if its placed in the mainline canon series unless the series itself already established & focused itself on multiverses+time traveling concept from the start.
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