Torgue is the greatest NPC character ever

[MuscleBarbie]

Seriously.
I don't laugh much in games, but Borderlands 2 was always an exception when I had it on PS3.
But now I have a PC and have the GOTY edition and have the Campaign of Carnage DLC, everything has changed.
Mister Torgue Flexington is everything that is great about an NPC. Everything he says is great. I just honestly think its an interesting addition to the landscape of games.
End rant. Torgue is great.

"I should have set you up with a sponser beforehand, but I'm f**king disorganised as s**t!! And was too busy suplexing a shark wearing a bolo tie, when I should have been setting up sponsors! You may ask yourself; who was wearing the bolo tie; me or the shark? And the answer is...YES!"

*plays sick guitar solo*

[LoboFH]

"BOOOOOOOOORING! You don't wanna hear about that, Vault Hunter! You wanna hear about LOOT! AND PECS! AND EXPLOSIONS! I'm Torgue, and I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"

I always laugh with this one: "Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."

[SurpriseGmg]

LoboFH původně napsal:

"BOOOOOOOOORING! You don't wanna hear about that, Vault Hunter! You wanna hear about LOOT! AND PECS! AND EXPLOSIONS! I'm Torgue, and I am here to ask you one question, and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?!"

I always laugh with this one: "Right now, you're ranked fifty in the badass leaderboards, which puts you behind my grandma but ahead of a guy she gummed to death. IT TOOK SEVERAL HOURS."

Torgue: THIS IS A TOURGE ANNOUNCEMENT: I AM HUNGRY! SOMEBODY GET ME A SANDWICH! END OF ANNOUNCEMENT! Rules.

[KotA]

VIOLENCE DOESN'T SOLVE ANYTHING EXCEPT FOR ALL THE THINGS IT DOES.

/thread

[Dr. Bones]

I'm just going to leave this here because it's 15 minutes of TORGUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM7hLzhAdD8

[Kaion]

Tenndex původně napsal:

"PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE EXPLODES!"

Best one yet.

"I CAN'T BE A NERD JUST BECAUSE I TAKE CARE OF MY BODY? DISCRIMINATION!"
that is the best one in my opinion. It's in Tiny Tina

[TITOMOSQUITO187]

Don't forget to get the Headhunter pack for more Mr. Torgue too. It's the Wattle Gobbler one. You get to talk to his mother too.

[Bill Lightman]

I like Tiny Tina and Gaige more, but this really made me laugh a lot in real life!

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=257231173

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv6hz6NCL5M

(look at 1:00)

[Runalot]

"The following message from Mr. Torgue does not reflect the opinions of Torgue corporation itself. :"
"IF YOU DON'T BUY TORGUE GUNS YOU'RE ****ING RETARDED!"
"The previous message from Mr. Torgue did not reflect the opinions of Torgue corporation itself."

from the torgue's ad on the radio .

[Evil_Befall]

this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0PPWyE1p2E

[Masztufa]

BETWEEN GIANT METAL T-REXES AND THINGS THAT AREN'T GIANT METAL T-REXES!
moxxi: well put.
YOUR KIND WORDS ARE APPRECIATED!

[Butters]

"Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
What a fine gentleman!

[Evil_Befall]

Butters původně napsal:

"Also, you should treat Moxxi nice! NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT!"
What a fine gentleman!

and what a hot chick moxxie