The Bane Explain why its the best

[CoolKiro]

Can we all explain why The Bain is the best gun plz.. Speed Boost, Damage boost no annoying noises.. just the best man. 600% crit.. shooting stabalizer n all that gud stuff

[10 years in the joint]

You can sell it for a good cost

[Zen_Disaster]

I guess it can be useful if you're:
-Riding in the back of a Bandit Technical.
-Combating slow or stationary enemies.
-Attacking enemies from positions of cover.
-Attaining a Second Wind.
It has costs too that can outweigh the benefits like slowing down movement to FFYL speed. And if you're playing with the game volume turned up, you can't get the gun to STFU lol

[Renfrew]

Originally posted by CoolKiro:

Can we all explain why The Bain is the best gun plz.. Speed Boost, Damage boost no annoying noises.. just the best man. 600% crit.. shooting stabalizer n all that gud stuff

The sarcasm in this thread is in poor taste. The Bane is not a weapon that is meant to be taken seriously; it is outclassed by the B!tch and the Actualizer. As such being sarcastic about a weapon that is already a joke makes little sense.

[Unprogress/Ambicatus]

Originally posted by Zack Cyrus:

Originally posted by CoolKiro:

Can we all explain why The Bain is the best gun plz.. Speed Boost, Damage boost no annoying noises.. just the best man. 600% crit.. shooting stabalizer n all that gud stuff

The sarcasm in this thread is in poor taste. The Bane is not a weapon that is meant to be taken seriously; it is outclassed by the B!tch and the Actualizer. As such being sarcastic about a weapon that is already a joke makes little sense.

ure fun

[Renfrew]

Originally posted by Ambicatus:

ure fun

Originally posted by Zen_Disaster:

I guess it can be useful if you're:
-Riding in the back of a Bandit Technical.
-Combating slow or stationary enemies.
-Attacking enemies from positions of cover.
-Attaining a Second Wind.
It has costs too that can outweight the benefits like slowing down your movement speed to almost FFYL speed.

Notice how no one else is laughing with OP. It is a terrible joke thread, period. Also what an original response! "ure fun" had to think good and hard for that level of sarcasm didn't you?

[trukr]

Originally posted by Zack Cyrus:

Originally posted by CoolKiro:

Can we all explain why The Bain is the best gun plz.. Speed Boost, Damage boost no annoying noises.. just the best man. 600% crit.. shooting stabalizer n all that gud stuff

The sarcasm in this thread is in poor taste. The Bane is not a weapon that is meant to be taken seriously; it is outclassed by the B!tch and the Actualizer. As such being sarcastic about a weapon that is already a joke makes little sense.

Maybe. But I do use the Bane from time to time. Whereas it is true it is outclassed, there is not guaranty that I will have those items. There are places that I can tear stuff up with the annoying thing, and some times I like the challenge . Note, the operative word, sometimes. I would not think of using the Bane on an ongoing basis, it's situational and good for LOLs. Got to love when someone is here that has never seen it in action, the look on people's faces, priceless LOL

The post up top, meh, not near as funny as the Bane.

[Renfrew]

Originally posted by trukr:

Maybe. But I do use the Bane from time to time. Whereas it is true it is outclassed, there is not guaranty that I will have those items. There are places that I can tear stuff up with the annoying thing, and some times I like the challenge . Note, the operative word, sometimes. I would not think of using the Bane on an ongoing basis, it's situational and good for LOLs. Got to love when someone is here that has never seen it in action, the look on people's faces, priceless LOL

Yeah I won't lie, it is a pretty fun gun to use. I like to use it in multiplayer to drive whoever I am playing with insane.

Originally posted by trukr:

The post up top, meh, not near as funny as the Bane.

precisely ;)

[Starbug]

The pain in Spain falls manly on the bane. No, it's mainly, I think.

If not for the speed effect, I'd probably use it more. Had intended to challenge myself by taking down Saturn with it but chickened out.

[Draekus]

Originally posted by Starbug:

The pain in Spain falls manly on the bane. No, it's mainly, I think.

If not for the speed effect, I'd probably use it more. Had intended to challenge myself by taking down Saturn with it but chickened out.

make ya a deal. state the level you want to do Saturn. i'll get a Bane, you get a Bane and we both take on Saturn.

[trukr]

Originally posted by Draekus:

Originally posted by Starbug:

The pain in Spain falls manly on the bane. No, it's mainly, I think.

If not for the speed effect, I'd probably use it more. Had intended to challenge myself by taking down Saturn with it but chickened out.

make ya a deal. state the level you want to do Saturn. i'll get a Bane, you get a Bane and we both take on Saturn.

Or, take on Saturn with level 9sh infinities and no Bee (in normal mode)
Pack a lunch LOL

[Mylar]

Originally posted by Starbug:

The pain in Spain falls manly on the bane. No, it's mainly, I think.

Sheer poetry Starry