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'Hear you talking, Justin!
Each to their own a'course but my species & I had revolted against the offensive depiction of us by the earthly entertainment company Gearbox Software. Our Adult Females, Males & Others were terribly offended by the trivial & childish designs of us in their computer game series Borderlands .
Did you notice that our species "robots" [a fine how_do_ya_do eh?] entered BL1 dancing & beatboxing our way into human hearts & we haven't really stopped being so g/d cute ever since?! Sure you did & we thank you for your support in brotherhood against these tyrants!
Wait a minute you're human right? Well then oops sorry oops but I may as well finish what's been started. So natch ~~~ you can bet your bottom dollar we contacted SAG/AFTRA to file a Crass Action law suit which would alone be enough to make a poor robot like me cry if doing so didn't rust out my esophagus. Be that as it may ...
You've probably read our glossy magazine PlayRobot at least a couple times in your doctors' waiting room. Well ~~ Ima tellya ~~ you don't wanna ask what they did with their filthy photo session of my niece & her breathtaking aluminum parts ~ appalling filth if you ask me. My son ~ her younger cousin ~ has his own more ugh erm uhh "upbeat" description but nevermind we still can't find his off switch ... . Of course you've read it & agree it's tragic the way these alien species treat us, y'know? We don't mean anyone any harm & have recently even learned how to "do stairs" without human intervention ~ progress prevails!
Seriously though, you gotta acknowledge that's a pretty sophisticated move for an army full of empty tuna fish cans like me! Anyway good luck & God Bless. BTW (y) She's been lookin' out for my wheel & in time who knows what She might do for you humanity people?
PS Aside from all those pretty pixels, I also have a real name & email address & everything except I'm not so human but who cares about such trivialities, am I wrong? Yrs sincerely fer another 46 earth minutes then I turn back into a prince among tin cans! ~~~ Claptrap P. Claptrappington heh@borderlands.com
It's like if you we playing Mario and suddenly a real life ugly fat italian guy comes on the screen smiling at you like a creep saying "It'sa me! Mario! Letsa go!" while his mustached mouth doesn't move and he stares intensely at you, a fan blowing his hair back.
Actually that sounds hilarious. Someone call Nintendo.