How is the cradle legendary?

[Toaster Bath]

It accounts for 90% of my deaths. Mainly when I'm behind cover. ♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥ shield.

[dontu_worry]

How does Tom Cruise get to star in movies? Life is full of ugly mysteries.

[Toaster Bath]

Originally posted by dontu_worry:

How does Tom Cruise get to star in movies? Life is full of ugly mysteries.

Oh that made me laugh so much just now.

['MC' Gizmo]

whisky tango foxtrot is worst believe me

[Toaster Bath]

Originally posted by 'MC' Gizmo:

whisky tango foxtrot is worst believe me

Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to mix grenades, and shields?

[Sirius]

Originally posted by Batman:

Originally posted by dontu_worry:

How does Tom Cruise get to star in movies? Life is full of ugly mysteries.

Oh that made me laugh so much just now.

You and me both.
I hate that horrible little man.

Fun fact: He needs to stand on crates and junk in scenes where the female lead is much taller than him.

Which is pretty much all of them, I think.

I'm also pretty sure he has a built-in paragraph in his contracts that forces the director to have him either run around a lot, or at least once in a very long shot, and / or ride a motorcycle at some point. Possibly both, if the era allows.

I imagine him arguing at the set of Last Samurai (or whatsit called)

"But Mr. Cruise, there were no bikes back then"

"But I wanna ride a bike!"

"Seriously, it doesn't fit into the movie. At all. People would object."

"Ok, but I can run around a lot, right?"

"Of course, Mr. Gump. Errr Cruise."

[𝓵𝓼𝓭| ¤✠Wolf✠¤®]

Originally posted by 'MC' Gizmo:

whisky tango foxtrot is worst believe me

Screw that WTF shield. That thing cause nothing but to kill you especially in a tight spot or closed map or area.