Random quotes from the game

[Shedding my mortal skin]

"INSURANCE FRAUD!"

[Starbug]

Thanks. They were too long-winded. Don't think this game really suits mini-monologues that stretch beyond a couple of sentences. I don't have a krieg. When I played with a friend who used Krieg, I was forever shooting at him, thinking the character model was a baddie.

[Tai Ling Particle Accelerator]

gaige screaming

[Matt & the Cat]

*dieing bandit* "I just paid off my house!"

[dontu_worry]

Originally posted by wet memes:

*dieing bandit* "I just paid off my house!"

Isnt that only Hyperion engineers?

*dying

[Finnvbot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eUK5zBHzsA (can't go wrong with Shakespeare)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM7hLzhAdD8 (MEEEEEDLEY MEEEEOW)

[Pigrickton]

NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT
How hilarious / You just set off my trap card / Your death approaches
Can I kill everything with one shot yet?

[Mistah Haskins]

Hey, I bought a diamond pony! I don't know what to call it yet! Dumbass wait no thats would rude towards you! What's about Butt Stalion?

[reaper three one]

(axton) you get a bullet and you get bullet andyou get a bullet everyone gets a bullet

[Food Box]

"SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!"

[Matt & the Cat]

Originally posted by dontu_worry:

Originally posted by wet memes:

*dieing bandit* "I just paid off my house!"

Isnt that only Hyperion engineers?

*dying

They say it in torgues dlc.