Funny STALKER names

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I found a dead STALKER with the last name "Dead".

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Originally posted by red joint fin:

i found a monolith guy named german butt

Ohh yeah monolith people got the craziest names too.
With my screenshot folder open I'm looking at the few I've found funny to share here....
Grishka Godfather , Petka Boss , Kostik Ninja , Lyonya Secretary , Grisha Stone , Gleb Dad , ( this one unfortunally was cut out from the picture and couldn't see the rest ) Insane Stalker from the..... ( like I said couldn't see the rest....but was taken from a dead zombified bandit ).

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Originally posted by SLeepy Li' C-ew C-ew:

Originally posted by red joint fin:

i found a monolith guy named german butt

Ohh yeah monolith people got the craziest names too.
With my screenshot folder open I'm looking at the few I've found funny to share here....
Grishka Godfather , Petka Boss , Kostik Ninja , Lyonya Secretary , Grisha Stone , Gleb Dad , ( this one unfortunally was cut out from the picture and couldn't see the rest ) Insane Stalker from the..... ( like I said couldn't see the rest....but was taken from a dead zombified bandit ).

I found a dead STALKER whose name was Nothing. He also had nothing in his inventory when I first found him lol.

[Lil C]-[ew C]-[ew is ☂д☂]

Originally posted by Vox:

AA-gun can be found

I started playing all over again the story campaign...but in a differently way...choosing to be part of scientist faction....so I could not kill many militaries.... :3
Anyway....along the campaign reaching the garbage area I have found the same npc.
Here he's complete name : Arthur AA-Gun .
Funny how there are many arthurs in the game.
Discovered others that I've found funny....: Denis Beaten , Bogdan Cheat , Lenka Trigger , Sevka Death , Anton Butt , Grisha Lord , Gosha Fatty , Friar , Vanya King.

Updated today:

More and more...anyway it is dumb but still some of them are funny.
Dilma Mohawk , Shurik Shipboy , Vitya Cat , Vadim Quack , Georg Aviator , Valera Moderator , Rus Big-Eyed , Freeman , Max Banana , Vadik Important , Semyont Squint-Eyed , Yuri Martian , Vlad Invicible , Vova Gunpowder , Alek Terminator , Seryoga Screw , Glub Guest , Arthur Vacuum , Glub Chronic , Rus Footballer , Lyova Spaghetti . Pashka Simulator , Vova Oscar , Fedya Chief , Seryoga Corner-Cutter , Grisha Messenger , Fanatic , Stepan Glitch , Dimka Indian , Artyom Nerve , Lenka Motor , Max Polar Explorer , Vitka Grasshopper , Fitka Mosquito .

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In CoP, I found a STALKER with the name of "Scrub". I kinda felt bad for him.

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Originally posted by TheForgery:

In CoP, I found a STALKER with the name of "Scrub". I kinda felt bad for him.

Why ? Was because he was part of the crew that made the TV series ?

Okay...here are others I've found along playing the game.Those ones look funny as usual :
Yuri Absolute,Artyom Traveler,Stepa Pietist,Vovka Gloconda,Syoma Timesheet,Misha Banana,Danko Horned Owl,Borka Hero ( this one is funny because he's from Bandit faction ),Zhorka Bedhug,Petro Legallist,Kolya Big-Fellow,Sava Microbe,Dmitro Pastor,Nik Invicible,Misha Chimneysweep,Vanka Dogman,Roma Dude,Sanya Glue,Stepa Boa,Kolya Eared,Rus Flamen,Petro Accountant,Tolk Clown,Vadya Cheat,Lenka Surgeon ( this is also funny because he have been zombified,when would he have been an surgeon ? ),Timka Madera,Mishka Ventilator,Yurko Plowman ( this one certainly was planning to putt down S.T.A.L.K.E.R. sequel down ),Petro Law,Syoma Wrangler,Misha Homer ( does it have any relation with Homer Simpson,who knows ? ),Smartass,Anton Student ( this one probably had a bright future but when got older dropped the school to join the Bandits ),Yashka Poet ( Roses are red,violets are blue,He wished have seen how it would end.But died at ending ),German Narcissus,Artyum Bushhacker,Lyonya Nocturnal,Fyodor Handicapped,Vadim Sharptoothed,Igoryok Woodchuck,Vova Bureaucraft,Alex Prist,Sanyok Painter ( is funny how to know he was wearing a loner suit with that painter mask people use to customize cars ),Vaska Whiner ( this one is hilarious ),

I know is long but everytime I saw an unusual name in the game always took a screenshot.

[john bluntington]

Crab - S.T.A.L.K.E.R

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Okay It have been a while haven't post anything else but seriously....there are so many repeated names couldn't find which ones are funnier.
Here it go : Sanyok Pinocchio , Timka Padishah , Seva Reverend ( this one I've found funny because he is a bandit ) , Nikita Tightwar , Egot Little Man , Grishka Gadfly , Stepa Milkman ( as Merc this guy had a crap life job before ), Yova One-Eyed , Danya Minepicker ,Vitka Hearthrob , Egor Busybody ( he was busy...being dead ), Oleg Plasticine, Misha Roguefort , Zhenya Mountaineer ( as Monolith have learned always to go to North ), Igoryk Swat Officer ( became Bandit and still is ''swat officer'' ? ), Danko Gangrene , Pasha Caveman ( this one know how to live in the Zone ) , Semyon Cross-Eyed , Shurik Schoolar ( had a life and grew up to be a loner ) , Borya Barabashka ( Is already funny just to say his name ) , Stepan Big-Eyed , Syoma Favorite ( Whose favorite ? ) , Stepan Dumpling , Valik Stooped ( This one knows how to write correctly ).

[ZombieEvangelist]

I found a guy around some hills who was named "Smartass."

[ynhockey]

I think in Clear Sky I met a stalker named German Butcher.

[alvy]

German Bureaucrat
Vova Invincible
Dima Donut
Senya Spaghetti

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Originally posted by would you fly to moon?:

German Bureaucrat
Vova Invincible
Dima Donut
Senya Spaghetti

LoL.... Dima Donut and German Bureucrat haven't found yet...can they be found on S.T.A;L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl or is in other S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series ?

[Cup]

Found a Freedom Fighter named Egorka Longone

Long-One

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Originally posted by HLCSG vMon5ter Reload:

Found a Freedom Fighter named Egorka Longone

Long-One

Or lon-gone...

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Oy vey

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i found nothing