Clever names for weapons

[老鼠特工队首席狙击手]

Heyo, I would like to know what you guys came up with for names for your special weapons
I've been trying to come up with some clever names, but it's not so easy to come up with original, clever, and funny ones.

Therefore, I was wondering if you guys could suggest some ideas, or just share some of your ideas.

Thanks!
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[Evan]

I named my Holiday Punch "The Tickle Mittens"

[Le Fishe Au Chocolat]

My Strange Original: "Freud Was Right"
S Tribalman's Shiv: "Critical Existence Failure"
S Razorback: "Too Dumb To Live"
S Huntsman: "Hitbox Dissonance"
As you can see, I'm a troper.

[UniKitty]

Inb4 Kurt Cobain's Microphone

[reverendmoss]

Named my balloonicorn 'Dobbs', in honor of my favorite SubGenius.

[NastySeg]

I named my :

-S.Bushwacka ''Anal Shanker''
and
-Shotgun ''Your useful tool in Texas''

[Speed Monarch]

I named my rain blower "love and tolerance" and my jarate "bear gryrills beverage"

[Jethro Q.Walrustitty]

my strange brass beast -'the big b a s t a r d' (with out the spaces)
botkiller flame thrower -' the s h i t storm' (again without the spaces)
botkiller sticky - 'atomic goat scrotum launcher'
strange direct hit 'BOB - Bloody Ominous Boomstick'
Strange skullcutter 'Brainbiter'

[Stoat]

This is a Hat but hey, I called my Larrikin Robin "Internet Time!"

[Cherry]

My Bill's hat : FayBee's Beret

[Rytökärppä]

nice name guys :D

[Asterio]

My sniper will be named "BOOM! Bodyshot!"
I'll attach an Headshot Strange Part when I get to 10000 kills and stop using it.

10000 kills, 0 headshots.
Perfect.

Still thinking on a description.

[amoung pequeño 3.00 €]

Gunslinger - Luke Skywalker's New Hand
Spy cicle - Frosty's Hidden Blade
Sydney Sleeper - The Australian Lullaby

[Jingle]

My current named items are:
"Caution: Smoking Kills" (Unusual Dead Cone, effect: Smoking).
"Chef Pyro's Portable Barbecue" (strange flaamethrower).

I plan to name my V. Flare gun "Cherry Popper".

Any input?

[phlps]

Heavy's fists should always be "♥♥♥♥♥♥ Knockers" no exceptions.

[Jewish Space Laser]

Jarate: "Pissonator"
Strange Fire Axe: "Redneck Homeland Security Device"
Flying Guillotine: "Cletus's Cleaving Cleaver"