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Stake from Jate Farm Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:22pm
A Collection of Prayers to Gaben
Lifted from the HL2 forums

Our Gabe Newell who art in VALVE HQ, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in Steam. Give us this day our daily deal, and forgive us our console purchases, as we forgive those who trespass against Steam, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Origin. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Gaben.

Our Father in Bellevue,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth, as it is in Bellevue.
Give us this day our daily sales,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from EA.

Amen.

Our developer,
who art in Bellevue
Newell be thy name.
Thy games shall come
When they are done
And they will be totally awesome.
Give us this day our daily hats
And forgive us our impatience
As we forgive those who take forever.
And lead us not into fat jokes
But deliver us from EA.
For thine is the software
And the Alyx
And the Gordon
Forever and ever.
GabeN

Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve.
Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us.
And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray,
GabeN.

http://i.imgur.com/KxO6z.jpg

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/384/323/b5a.jpg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78-fSc8GJPQ


[The Tome of Gaben, Rough Draft for the Praise of Our Savior]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pcuScMbITyeu5zESLgwIt9aaeCuN-OltYsD2GiDr3N4/edit

Related groups:

[Church of Newellism] (Gaben's Ten Commandments)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ChurchofNewellism

[Disciples of Gaben]
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/discsofgaben/discussions/0/558747922167291090/

source: http://www.reddit.com/r/Gaben/
Feel Free to add you own blessings.
Last edited by Stake from Jate Farm; Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:23pm
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Delicious buttery popcorn Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
Amen, Gaben
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Jonathan Sensei Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
Originally posted by The Slenderborn:
Lifted from the HL2 forums

Our Gabe Newell who art in VALVE HQ, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in Steam. Give us this day our daily deal, and forgive us our console purchases, as we forgive those who trespass against Steam, and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil Origin. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever and ever. Gaben.

Our Father in Bellevue,
hallowed be your name.
Your kingdom come,
your will be done,
on earth, as it is in Bellevue.
Give us this day our daily sales,
and forgive us our debts,
as we also have forgiven our debtors.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from EA.

Amen.

Our developer,
who art in Bellevue
Newell be thy name.
Thy games shall come
When they are done
And they will be totally awesome.
Give us this day our daily hats
And forgive us our impatience
As we forgive those who take forever.
And lead us not into fat jokes
But deliver us from EA.
For thine is the software
And the Alyx
And the Gordon
Forever and ever.
GabeN

Our Lord, who art at Valve, GabeN be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in homes as it is at Valve.
Give us Lord our Daily Deal, and forgive us for our scams as we forgive those who scam against us.
And lead us not into console peasantry, but deliver us from Origin.
For thine is the Steamdom, the Gear, and the Engine, forever and ever, in Freeman's name I pray,
GabeN.

http://i.imgur.com/KxO6z.jpg

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/384/323/b5a.jpg


YouTube™ Videosu: The First Newell
İzlenme: 20,966
Ah, the holidays. The perfect time to celebrate what's really important: Steam games. Games delivered unto us digitally, by our lord and PC gaming savior Gabe Newell. Happy Holidays.


[The Tome of Gaben, Rough Draft for the Praise of Our Savior]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pcuScMbITyeu5zESLgwIt9aaeCuN-OltYsD2GiDr3N4/edit

Related groups:

[Church of Newellism] (Gaben's Ten Commandments)
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/ChurchofNewellism

[Disciples of Gaben]
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/discsofgaben/discussions/0/558747922167291090/

source: http://www.reddit.com/r/Gaben/
Feel Free to add you own blessings.

My blessings come from Slaanesh; he does not care for this, "Gaben".
#2
Bibbins Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:26pm 
How long did it take you to copy and paste all of this to make this thread?
#3
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:27pm 
Originally posted by Baseball Bibbins:
How long did it take you to copy and paste all of this to make this thread?

20 seconds to find the thread

10 seconds to make

40 seconds to replace the video
#4
Spiffer (Banned) Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:29pm 
Now I sit me down to game
I pray Gaben my soul to tame
If I should die before I save
I pray Gaben soul to enslave.

Amen
#5
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:32pm 
Originally posted by Feel The Noize:
My blessings come from Slaanesh; he does not care for this, "Gaben".

What form of heresy is this?
#6
Pokémon Yaoi Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:32pm 
Im not religious but it might change for gayben
#7
Jonathan Sensei Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:33pm 
Originally posted by The Slenderborn:
Originally posted by Feel The Noize:
My blessings come from Slaanesh; he does not care for this, "Gaben".

What form of heresy is this?
The Prince of Pleasure sends his regards.
#8
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 12, 2015 @ 6:33pm 
Originally posted by † Pretty In Pink †:
Im not religious but it might change for gayben

Convert to Gabism now. There's no better time.

Let us congregate together and share wisdom, and pray for HL3
#9
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 13, 2015 @ 6:50am 
Let us revive this, for his glorious fat rolls
#10
Nartaa Mar 13, 2015 @ 6:52am 
gaben is gay *grabs popcorn*
#11
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 13, 2015 @ 6:53am 
Originally posted by my idiotic alt:
gaben is gay *grabs popcorn*

This heresy shall not be tolerated.
#12
Nartaa Mar 13, 2015 @ 6:53am 
Originally posted by The Slenderborn:
Originally posted by my idiotic alt:
gaben is gay *grabs popcorn*

This heresy shall not be tolerated.
fak u 2 m8
#13
jua Mar 13, 2015 @ 7:11am 
Lord Gaben, thou art merciful, kind and generous, and thou hast blessed us with new content in Team Fortress Two. Forgive us Father, for when we lost patience.

Amen.
#14
Stake from Jate Farm Mar 19, 2015 @ 2:37pm 
I call upon Satan to necro this thread from the depths of the Forums. May you be blessed with the sales
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