Favorite Quotes/Scenes in Expiration Date

[Phazon]

My favorite quote was the part where the spy says, "this is a bucket" and the soldier says, "dear god" Spy says, "there's more". Soldier then says, "No".
What is your quote or scene?

[Maddie Gaming]

"SEDUCE ME!"

-Spy

[Wired Mike]

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

[Gothmog]

When soldier get mad and wanna punch scout screaming they can't teleport bread anymore xD

[Kaelcat]

"We both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it?" This doesn't actually make sense though because Scout is supposed to be a virgin....

Also, every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that comes out of Soldier's mouth is hilarious.

[Amelia]

Demoman on the teleporter. Please let the beer suit be a misc.

[Kaelcat]

Originally posted by Tactical Bread (Darkanine):

Demoman on the teleporter. Please let the beer suit be a misc.

If it is, I know my Demo loadout.

[Counter-Life]

"You look....ugh...ravishing."

[Redmacinton]

i have not done anything expet teleport breads for three days

[THE MIGHTY HAROLD]

the mutating bread in the tele "oooohhhh!?" - medic

[Faux]

Originally posted by Cheddar Biscuits:

"We both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it?" This doesn't actually make sense though because Scout is supposed to be a virgin....

Also, every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that comes out of Soldier's mouth is hilarious.

This confused me too. I thought the joke for the past whatever years WAS that he's supposed to be a virgin. Why did he welch on Heavy's sister then, I'd like to know. He acted like the idea of someone wanting to have sex with him was a big shock.

[[RB] 'Blaster' Guardian]

Is is just me, or does the music played during Spy's speech sound uncannily familiar to the music played during President Bill Pullman's speech in Independence Day . . .?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLywiaM6PA

[Juno Brier]

Originally posted by Who Is The Drizzle?:

Originally posted by Cheddar Biscuits:

"We both have buckets of chicken, wanna do it?" This doesn't actually make sense though because Scout is supposed to be a virgin....

Also, every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that comes out of Soldier's mouth is hilarious.

This confused me too. I thought the joke for the past whatever years WAS that he's supposed to be a virgin. Why did he welch on Heavy's sister then, I'd like to know. He acted like the idea of someone wanting to have sex with him was a big shock.

Scout supposedly being a virgin was merely Spy mocking him for his youth and failures and lack of sexual experience. We don't know if Scout's actually gotten some ladies before or not.


Also my favorite part was Demo on the teleporter. And also Heavy suspiciously eying the sandvich after the reveal of what's in the bread.

[Faux]

Originally posted by Inky Marona:

Originally posted by Who Is The Drizzle?:

This confused me too. I thought the joke for the past whatever years WAS that he's supposed to be a virgin. Why did he welch on Heavy's sister then, I'd like to know. He acted like the idea of someone wanting to have sex with him was a big shock.

Scout supposedly being a virgin was merely Spy mocking him for his youth and failures and lack of sexual experience. We don't know if Scout's actually gotten some ladies before or not.

I get that part of it, but my question remains as to why he acted the way he did about Heavy's sister. It seemed to follow that continuity of Scout just not being able to score or somehow talking himself out of it.

[Hex Welsh]

Originally posted by Gangrene Toe Loss:

"I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days."

[Faux]

Originally posted by Observer (2):

Originally posted by Who Is The Drizzle?:

I get that part of it, but my question remains as to why he acted the way he did about Heavy's sister. It seemed to follow that continuity of Scout just not being able to score or somehow talking himself out of it.

He acted tht way because he was in love with Ms pauling and i believe he said something about not cheating on her?

But in his 'flashback' he also was in his RED uniform and presumably in love with Miss Pauling. :| He has been since the earliest comics.

Granted we didn't see the end of that story, he could have just as easily talked himself out of sex just the same, if just by virtue of how instantly annoying he is.