Trouser Snakes Rule!
We're the Trouser Snakes!   Thomasville, North Carolina, United States
 
 
And we rule!




Whatever happened to the man of tomorrow? He went back to yesterday.
Linguist student, fantasy writer, fan of Digimon, superman and pretty ponies.

Some of my favorite quotes:

As long as men thrill to daring deeds...as long as they dream of high adventure and the throwing-off of the shackles of mortal limitations...the original Superman who burst upon a startled world in 1938 will live. And that, hopefully, will be a very long time indeed.

"Between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms laid spread across the world. Hither came Conan the Cimerrian, sword in hand. It is I, his chronicler, who knows well his saga. Now, let me tell you of the days of high adventure..."

Jordan caught a bullet, but it only hit his leg.
Well, it should've been a better shot and shot him in the head


The world world was young, the mountains green,
No stain yet on the Moon was seen,
No words were laid on stream or stone,
When Jordan woke and walked alone.
He named the nameless hills and dells;
He drank from yet untasted wells;
He stooped and looked in Mirrormere,
And saw a crown of stars appear,
As gems upon a silver thread,
Above the shadow of his head.

The world was fair, the mountains tall,
In Elder Days before the fall
Of mighty Kings in Nargothrond
And Gondolin, who now beyond
The Western Seas have passed away:
The world was fair in Jordan's Day.
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For all the time you've known me, that's the best that could come from that mind of yours that derives sick pleasure from watching a battleship plow a boy's virginity in half? ~My friend Lewin

Gettibg you to respond is like gettibg nebby in the motherfucking bag. Dammit ~My friend RedneckPhoenix.

Whats wrong big boy? Never had your cock sucked by an imperial storm trooper before? ~My friend Brahmin

Snowshower: trying to keep up with your name changes is like trying to predict the weather on jupiter while blindfolded -Snowshower

E.T DESTROY ALDERAAN: E.T CANT FUCKING SLEEP

The Big Toblerone: Your characters destiny is to sit at a bench all day watching toddlers with 'fuck me' eyes

James L: Real life Patrick Star is sexy
Hero In A Half Shell: You want him to stick his head up your poop hole dont you
James L: put that quote on your profile or get cummed on

Cum as Cake Frosting: "MY PRECIOUS!" Gollum screamed as he ejaculated onto the ring, impregnating it.

Jordan: Is it just me or do the lyrics to Crue Angel Thesis sound like the Who song from The Grinch?
This is a Christian Cunt: And Shinji with his robot-feet ice cold in space
Jordan: And Shinji's erection grew three times that day.
This is a Christian Cunt: And what happened, then? Well, in Asuka's hospital room they say - that Shinji's erection grew three sizes that day.
Jordan: Shinji got a wonderful idea. A wonderful, awful idea.
This is a Christian Cunt: And then - the true meaning of ejaculation came through, and Shinji found the pleasure of *ten* Asuka's, plus two!

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Big Fat Wookie Dick: Your wish is my command

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Feel free to add me. I accept all invites, except from private profiles. I wont accept suspicious looking accounts either, though. Just a precaution, sorry. Leave a comment if I don't initially accept you and it's cool.

Best friends of Steam (in no order)
Tizzy : Has been one of my best friends for longer than I remember.
Spider : I've only known for maybe a year yet he's become one of my best friends here. Very friendly and funny dude.
Wayawrd : A fellow writer, and a pretty nice person to boot.
Dyrozix : Probably the nicest guy I know. Very upbeat and funny too!
Brahmin : Shit tier friend tbh :steammocking:
Phoenix 1 : A complete loser.
Phoenix 2 : Also a lame-o.
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You know those cheap 3D Hentai videos you see on porn sites and wonder "who the hell gets off to these?" Well, they made a game with those graphics, and this is the result.

Comic Book Hero: The Greatest Cape is, in many ways, my dream game. I've always wanted to make comic books and am currently studying the medium. When I decided to boot this game up after owning it but never playing it, I decided to role-play as the hero I've been wanting to write for some time day, "The Silver Sword". Sort of like Blue Beetle mixed with Power Rangers. I created my hero, wrote his biography, designed his personality, upgraded his stats to what he would be like in character and...nothing. I spent no less then 30 minutes looking for something to do. I tried looking for crime to fight, civilians to save, heroics to do and nothing would appear. I looked for heroes to maybe get some advice from or team up with, or at least become friends with and nothing. I moved around cities and finally I found a villain to fight...and he decked on the ground within a few turns. I went back to my home town, healed myself and started to train, maybe I was just really low leveled and needed to increase by abilities, right?

Training in this game is miserably slow. Training seemed to net me anywhere from 2-11 "Hero Points", which are basically the in-game experience points, but they have other uses too. For context, even cheap powers cost around 1,000 Hero Points, with more expensive ones being anywhere from 10,000 to 50,000, if not more. Needless to say, this was a slow venture. Oddly enough, I discovered doing civil services yielded more Hero Points, but it was still low payloads, anywhere from 2 to 40 in my experiences. I was fine with this at first, because doing charity work was within Silver Sword's (who lets just by his real name, Noah, for now) personality, but it was still so slow. Without me realizing it, my "Sanity" began to slip the more charity work I did. I desperately tried to find friends to hang out with, or villains to fight, but nothing worked. Noah was getting miserable and unhappy and I hadn't had a clue what to do. After my desperate attempt to find a friend, Noah was to depressed to continue his superhero career and quietly retired to no fan fair. Needless to say, I was confused and annoyed, but I enjoyed what little role-playing I had to do.

The following day, I read some threads on the game and discovered I had to put points in the "Cunning" stat to actually do stuff in the game. Already, I'm annoyed. Let's put it like this, Noah was more of a Gryffindor, not a Slytherin and so being cunning isn't his personality, meaning I had to compromise my role-playing experience for the sake of actually being able to play the game. Regardless, I sucked up my pride and changed Noah's personality a bit to be more "functional" (I wonder if this is how actual comic creators feel?). This new game went much better than the last. I managed to get a superhero on my side and we stopped a few robberies. I managed to nab a few powers that actually dealt good damage and could hold my own against street level crooks by my lonesome. It was going pretty well, until me and my partner came across a trap. Now, I thought I put a good amount of points into my "Reasoning" stat (which sounds more diplomatic then problem solving, but whatever) and thought I could solve some basic puzzle...

...Wrong. I failed it each roll. When the puzzle was over and the villain got away, I lost all of my Hero Points. All of my hard earned Hero Points. I immediately started to train and do civil service, but it was so slow. I wanted to unlock Noah's actual powers, like time-travel, spaceflight and teleportation, but those cost well in the tens-of-thousands of points, no way I was going to get anywhere close to them even if I mashed those options for an hour straight. Eventually I came across a street level villain named "Miss Sin", and after barely defeating up, I only got a measly 40 Hero Points. My partner was nowhere to be seen and no other heroes wanted to give me the light of day. An hour of trying to befriend any of the superheroes in my town with nothing to show for it. It was at that moment that I simply gave up the will to play. I could forgive the slow pacing, steep learning curve, weird combat system and butt ugly visuals, hell I could even forgive compromising my role-playing a bit, but all of those complains meshed into one game with a terrible GUI and garish color scheme is just to much for me. It's a shame too, I really, really wanted to like this game.

All in all, amazing concept, awful execution. I can see people getting into it and I almost did, but it falls short in to many regards for me to keep up with it.
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Trouser Snakes Rule! Jun 22 @ 7:25am 
Taking random song lyrics and quotes and replacing names with Jordan or variations is my freaking life at this point.
MechaTilapia Jun 22 @ 3:36am 
That's not the lyrics, it's act- Nevermind, cool song
✯VEG✯ B R U H Jun 11 @ 12:23am 
added for sfm thing
Trouser Snakes Rule! Jun 4 @ 6:28pm 
Same to you, dude.
¡『HargMentor』¡ Jun 4 @ 2:17pm 
+rep highly fun and highly cool dude.
Trouser Snakes Rule! May 11 @ 11:48pm 
I have never listened to Russian metal, the only Russian songs I've heard are folk songs and cute stuff a Russian friend used to send me. Do you have any band recommendations?